Random ideas for new events.

[T4tomo]

I was at a (non cycling related) event, at the weekend. There were a few side show things going on, possibly the most random, yet strangely entertaining of which, was geese herding. That's right, using a border collie, to herd a gaggle of geese around an obstacle course, consisting of miniature fences and pens .It got me thinking about new random spectator events, that could be invented .What would you invent?

They quite often use geese when training sheep dogs.

 

[vernon]

Unpalatable cocktail drinking without throwing up.

Creme de menthe with tomato juice anyone?

 

[vernon]

Blindfold javelin catching.

 

[vernon]

Lying in bed drinking tea event

Pretty dangerous if you have hiccups.

 

[SteCenturion]

Kalahari Desert World Kayaking Championships &

sub aqua darts.

 

[Fnaar]

Basket-of-fungus-Russian-roulette

 

[marknotgeorge]

I'd like to see toffs being chased around the countryside for miles before being ripped apart by foxes.

Can we not launch them into the air and blast them with assorted weaponry instead?

 

[Archie_tect]

Twang them into tree.

 

[marknotgeorge]

Celebrity Hummus Off - The Extreme Edition. Get them in a field making posh sludge while being pelted with tubs from Lidl.

 

[Racing roadkill]

How about drag racing, with a twist. Blokes in women's clothes, teams of 2, one sits in a pram, the other one pushes them down a quarter mile strip, wearing high heels.

 

[Archie_tect]

Sheep rustling followed by chicken shaking.

 

[SteCenturion]

Gail Tyldesley & ET's extraterrestrial tonsil tennis.

 

[SteCenturion]

Deep Sea Apple Bobbing (without CABA) featuring your favourite MP's.

 

[vernon]

Full contact chess.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Demolition wänkpanzers.