I took my wife to Italy for her birthday a couple of years ago and the hotel we were staying in said they would be waiting at Bergamo airport with a sign. Happy days thought I. So we arrived at the airport and are the only flight so I look up and see a sign with Hughes written on it, so we wander over and he takes our bags outside and deposits them in a huge black Mercedes. I looked at the wife, she looked at me and we thought this was great. So he heads out onto the motorway and starts to motor away from Bergamo towards Milan. After about 20 minutes his phone went and he started looking at me strangely in the mirror. It turned out that there were 2 Mr & Mrs Hughes on the flight and we were not the ones he was after. So we had to turn around and head back to Bergamo. He dropped us off at the door of our hotel and demanded 50 Euro for the pleasure of his company. He was quite scary so I paid him and he scarpered.