Vapin' Joe
Formerly known as Smokin Joe
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
My therapist says it's because of your destructive influence.What is it with CC lately? Everyone just seems to have a go at me....
Reasons your boy/girl friends have given for leaving you?
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Saluki
World class procrastinator
- Location
- ...Norwich over the water.
Got dumped by a BF after about the 3rd date because he saw that I had a Canon camera and he said that he couldn't date anyone who didn't use Nikon (pillock)
Had a BF, of about 9 months, tell me that he was marrying his other girlfriend on Saturday. I really had no idea. Upon relflection, he was a bit sneaky.
Other than that, I have finished with them.
Had a BF, of about 9 months, tell me that he was marrying his other girlfriend on Saturday. I really had no idea. Upon relflection, he was a bit sneaky.
Other than that, I have finished with them.
Yeah Martin you big norvern jessie windbreak...... and User.. he deserves all that we throw at him...
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Becs
Veteran
- Location
- Old Hatfield (it's nice honest!)
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What upsets me th emost is that I'm always the slowest rider on rides.
Grace: "I'm really out of shape." After ride, when she leaves me behind. "I'm really out of shape compared to how fit I used to be."
Becs: "I'm slow. If you want to go faster feel free to leave me behind." Cue, few hundred metres later, me left behind.
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well if you will insist on riding a fixie in Richmond Park . . . . .
What upsets me th emost is that I'm always the slowest rider on rides.
Grace: "I'm really out of shape." After ride, when she leaves me behind. "I'm really out of shape compared to how fit I used to be."
Becs: "I'm slow. If you want to go faster feel free to leave me behind." Cue, few hundred metres later, me left behind.
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well if you will insist on riding a fixie in Richmond Park . . . . .
"That was then, this is now" on been asked about the matter of love expressed a few days before an old girlfriend decided to leave to live with a wealthy man. Followed closely by "don't say you wouldn't do the same (!?!)".
TWTTIN has since become a joke excuse to leave any awkward situation, i.e. 'you signed a contract to say you'd pay the rent each month', 'but that was then, this is now'.
Another youthful reply was "you're getting too heavy" after I brought up the possibility of penetrative sex in an 18 month relationship.
There have been a few unedifying moments when I've dumped girls so I don't hold it against them.
TWTTIN has since become a joke excuse to leave any awkward situation, i.e. 'you signed a contract to say you'd pay the rent each month', 'but that was then, this is now'.
Another youthful reply was "you're getting too heavy" after I brought up the possibility of penetrative sex in an 18 month relationship.
There have been a few unedifying moments when I've dumped girls so I don't hold it against them.
funnymummy
A Dizzy M.A.B.I.L
- Location
- Lancing West Sussex
The cruelst way i've ever been dumped was by Facebook!
An ex from way back had found me via FB, we just statred chatting online at first - He was in Afghan with the army, but when he came back we started seeing each other, He asked me to go away at Christmas, but i coudn't because of my children. He went to visit his family for a few days, saying he would be back Boxing day, then suddenly the daily texts/calls just stopped on Christmas Eve - I had no idea what had happened, even began to panic that maybe he'd crashed his motorbike, tried contacting his base, spoke to some of his friends, no-one knew where he'd gone
About 10 days later, he posted his holiday photos on Facebook... He'd been to Tenerife, where he'd got engaged to his girlfriend!!
An ex from way back had found me via FB, we just statred chatting online at first - He was in Afghan with the army, but when he came back we started seeing each other, He asked me to go away at Christmas, but i coudn't because of my children. He went to visit his family for a few days, saying he would be back Boxing day, then suddenly the daily texts/calls just stopped on Christmas Eve - I had no idea what had happened, even began to panic that maybe he'd crashed his motorbike, tried contacting his base, spoke to some of his friends, no-one knew where he'd gone
About 10 days later, he posted his holiday photos on Facebook... He'd been to Tenerife, where he'd got engaged to his girlfriend!!
ttcycle
Cycling Excusiast
[QUOTE 1510567"]
What upsets me th emost is that I'm always the slowest rider on rides.
Grace: "I'm really out of shape." After ride, when she leaves me behind. "I'm really out of shape compared to how fit I used to be."
Becs: "I'm slow. If you want to go faster feel free to leave me behind." Cue, few hundred metres later, me left behind.
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User it must be the fixed gear, having gears generally helps with hills!
What upsets me th emost is that I'm always the slowest rider on rides.
Grace: "I'm really out of shape." After ride, when she leaves me behind. "I'm really out of shape compared to how fit I used to be."
Becs: "I'm slow. If you want to go faster feel free to leave me behind." Cue, few hundred metres later, me left behind.
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User it must be the fixed gear, having gears generally helps with hills!
Moving into second hand story now so I can't vouch for the authenticity..
*ring ring*
Mate: Hello?
Mates Ex: I think we are growing apart and should probably stop seeing each other.
Mate: Fair enough.
*click*
*ring ring*
Mate: Hello?
Mates Ex: WHAT??? JUST LIKE THAT???
Mate: Yeah.
*click*
*ring ring*
Mate: Hello?
Mates Ex: I think we are growing apart and should probably stop seeing each other.
Mate: Fair enough.
*click*
*ring ring*
Mate: Hello?
Mates Ex: WHAT??? JUST LIKE THAT???
Mate: Yeah.
*click*
Mr Phoebus
New Member
Can't remember the reasons, but it always starts off... "Look, you're a really nice guy..."
ArDee
Guru
- Location
- North of Buntingford, Hetfordshire
Another second hand story.
Had a call from the wife of somebody who worked for me;,
“Could you tell me when John will be returning from his business trip? As he said it would only be a week and this is the middle of the second week”
Me “But John’s on holiday for two weeks he’s not away on business”
Wife “Oh!”
John had taken his new girlfriend away for two weeks in the sun, telling wife that he was on business for a week. John moved in with new girl friend when he returned.
Had a call from the wife of somebody who worked for me;,
“Could you tell me when John will be returning from his business trip? As he said it would only be a week and this is the middle of the second week”
Me “But John’s on holiday for two weeks he’s not away on business”
Wife “Oh!”
John had taken his new girlfriend away for two weeks in the sun, telling wife that he was on business for a week. John moved in with new girl friend when he returned.
Angelfishsolo
A Velocipedian
- Location
- Cwmbach, South Wales
- Too sexually demanding.
- Not sexual enough.
- Trying to kill her!!!!
A former colleague was spending the night with his mistress and had told his wife that he was working away from home and had to stay overnight (something he was doing regularly). He got up in the morning and found his car had been stolen from outside his mistress' house (which was only a few miles away from his own house). He told a sob story to his wife about the car being stolen from outside his B&B where he was supposed to have been spending the night and she believed it. It turns out that his car had been stolen and used as a getaway car in a robbery and his wife saw the appeal made by the police on the TV for information on the blue Toyota Carina, registration XXXXXX, which was stolen from whatever address and last seen, etc. LEft him with a lot of explaining to do....
Many years ago, while driving the then GF back to her house, that Carole King song "Too late" came on the car radio. Just after the line "Something inside has died and I can't hide and I just can't fake it", GF announces..... "There's our song on the radio!".
A frank few lines of conversation followed and one of her lines was "I just want a break; I'll probably end up back with you, though".
Me: "Errrm, no you won't". And she didn't
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A frank few lines of conversation followed and one of her lines was "I just want a break; I'll probably end up back with you, though".
Me: "Errrm, no you won't". And she didn't
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Night Train
Maker of Things
- Location
- Greater Manchester
Been dumped once by text, a simple 'I don't think we should see each other anymore.'.
I also got dumped without knowing. I met up with a mutual college friend who consoled me for the end of my relationship. I didn't know what she was taking about so she explained that when she met up with my ex at college she commented 'You two make a lovely couple.'. The ex replied to her 'Not anymore we don't.'
Never did find out what happened there.
I also got dumped without knowing. I met up with a mutual college friend who consoled me for the end of my relationship. I didn't know what she was taking about so she explained that when she met up with my ex at college she commented 'You two make a lovely couple.'. The ex replied to her 'Not anymore we don't.'
Never did find out what happened there.
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