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relationship breakup advice

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Abitrary, 23 Oct 2007.

  1. Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Whenever I'm crying into my pint after being dumped again, and someone says that there's plenty more fish in the sea...

    I grab them and snog their face off whether they be woman, man,.. talking dog... parrot... whatever, before they even finish that story

    And so the whole sorry cycle begins again.

    The fish story is the most reprehensibly coy chat-up line in the book, but it gets me every time...

    Woof, woof!!!!
     
  2. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    being given, or sought :thumbsdown: :evil: :biggrin: :blush:
     
  3. OP
    OP
    Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    Dunno, just start typing and it ends up different
     
  4. OP
    OP
    Abitrary

    Abitrary New Member

    it's *advice* to not fall for the fish story and get back in the same boat
     
  5. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    Don't worry, there's plenty more fish in the sea.
     
  6. except cod
    and marlin
    some tuna species
    .... actually, there's not that many really.

    L
     
  7. rich p

    rich p ridiculous old lush

    Location:
    Brighton
    If you're the one that's always being dumped perhaps there's a particular reason why. Have you analysed what usually goes wrong and maybe correct the broken link?
     
  8. walker

    walker New Member

    Location:
    Bromley, Kent
    have you thought about using anti-persperant?
     
  9. Paulus

    Paulus Getting older by the minute

    Location:
    Barnet,
    Or a toothbrush?
     
  10. starseven

    starseven Guest

    They are probably bored of someone whos on a cycling forums all the time.
     
  11. girofan

    girofan New Member

    Can you give me her number? Purely in the interest of research, of course!!
     
  12. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    yes, be the man! the man in the boat that is.....:evil:
     
  13. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    Location:
    Nottingham
    Are you wanting a kiss from Abitrary?

    When you break up with a girl, get another girl that is even better looking and go to somewhere that your ex is at, and show her that you are well and truely over her, and that your new girl is better in many ways.
     
  14. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    Phone her parents and tell her that you have a sore on your testicles that your doctor says was caused by anal sex, and could they warn her to seek urgent treatment. Then phone her boss and tell him that she sneaked you into his office for sex when he was out, and you ejeculated over his desk.
     
  15. Joe24

    Joe24 More serious cyclist than Bonj

    Location:
    Nottingham
    xx(
    Thats a very good way to get back at your ex.