Religion?

[classic33]

I know its a while 'til it comes round again, but just a thought.
Do you think that enough peolpe could put "cyclist" as their religion in the next census. Not certain at present the number required for it to be classed as a religion.

 

[Keith Oates]

Religion may be too strong a word but it's close!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Vapin' Joe]

I put Immoral Wretch on mine.

 

[dangerousjules]

orthodox tight arse on mine!

 

[Kovu]

isnt it something like 20,000 people put it on. Someone did that thing from Star Wars didnt they?

 

[mondobongo]

Can imagine one helluva lot of arguments over what we were worshipping a Svelte Road Bike or a Gnarly Mountain bike and thats before you get to the godlike frame material.

 

[Mr Phoebus]

BREAKING NEWS
Catholic Priest caught interfering with a Raleigh Budgie.​

 

[Hover Fly]

390,000 wrote "Jedi" on the 2001 census form, but it was all a hoax.
http://www.statistics.gov.uk/cci/nugget.asp?id=297

 

[Noodley]

I am a Jedi cyclist. I am multi-denominational.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

I am a Jedi cyclist. I am multi-denominational.

Jedi have a terrible reputation, the seat-tubes crack just above the bottom bracket. And you know what they say, Campag wears in, Multi-denomination wears out.

 

[Keith Oates]

'And you know what they say, Campag wears in, Multi-denomination wears out.'
That's fighting talk!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[got-to-get-fit]

Look talking about bikes is nerdy enough ....lets not start on the star wars thing were all adults and i like to think of myself as pretty cool but i know i would descend into squaredom if we all started to bang on about lightsabers and tall black blokes telling us they are our old man.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Wait till the Trekkies stick their tu'penny worth in, you don't know what a real anorak is till you've met one of those.

 

[mondobongo]

Religion and Science Fiction=Scientology

 

[Melvil]

Wait till the Trekkies stick their tu'penny worth in, you don't know what a real anorak is till you've met one of those.

Aye, can you imagine being a bit part actor in one of those shows and going to a convention for a bit of holiday money to be confronted by a 'scientific' person with a wee notebook in his hand...

'...now, in Episode 56 you appear to battle with a multi-dimensional being, defeating it with a focussed energy weapon - but that's impossible in modern physics due to the Einstein-Bose proposition which states..'

'Erm...whatever.'