Right, that's it. I'm never shopping at Tesco again......

[Rezillo]

Paid for my usual stuff today and was given this carefully targeted promotional coupon with my receipt.

I'm not sure how my usual magazine purchases of Private Eye and New Scientist got me into this marketing niche although I hope I can get out of it. Perhaps it was the Idahoan cheesy instant mash.

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I stopped shopping there years ago, they are unionist nobbers

 

[Old jon]

My neighbour's guinea pig refused to eat Tesco carrots, I kid you not.

 

[Sjw]

They don't sell short grain rice (pudding rice) though they sell rice pudding in tins .... kind of defeats the purpose

 

[Drago]

They don't sell extra large condoms in Tesco, so I use Boots.

 

[MontyVeda]

They don't sell extra large condoms in Tesco, so I use Boots.

wellington boots?

 

[dantheman]

They don't sell extra large condoms in Tesco, so I use Boots.

Does the other half like having a boot shoved up there then?

 

[Threevok]

They don't sell extra large condoms in Tesco, so I use Boots.

Isn't that uncomfortable for your partner ?

 

[Drago]

She's ok with it, just so long as I bang the dried mud off on the doorstep beforehand.

 

[Salty seadog]

She's ok with it, just so long as I bang the dried mud off on the doorstep beforehand.

that's a bit specialist, unless you mean the mud was on the boots.........even so.....

 

[lane]

My late Gran used to read Peoples Friend a lot of years ago now. Amazed it's still going.

 

[Ian H]

They don't sell extra large condoms in Tesco, so I use Boots.

I'd have thought the lace-holes would be a problem.

 

[Ian H]

Peoples' Friend is, I believe, published by DC Thomson, whose other titles include the Beano.

 

[dantheman]

My late Gran used to read Peoples Friend a lot of years ago now. Amazed it's still going.

Haha haha, sorry, not your post that's funny, just wondering how you can even think about what this thread is about after dragos comment..?

 

[dantheman]

I'd have thought the lace-holes would be a problem.

Drago likes velco?

That might be worse actually.