Roadside Finds, strictly when cycling.

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A loaded revolver (S&W Airweight). It was a real pfaff to hand it in. Local police station wouldn't believe I'd just found it which struck me as quite daft otherwise why on earth was I handing it in!
 

berty bassett

Legendary Member
Location
I'boro
Commercial vehicles that have to pay to use the tip.
only on certain days here and if you claim its from your own house then you are allowed in a certain amount of times just like cars . it can only be people who have no regard for the general state of the country
 

Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
Location
West Wickham
Not counting roadkill;

A few months ago; a £10 note near Chevening, made the climb up Star Hill that little bit more tolerable.

A few weeks ago; a Honda Civic Type R, wrapped around a lamppost on Croydon Road, Westerham.
 

Glow worm

Legendary Member
Location
Near Newmarket
I've found a few wallets too which I've handed over to Plod. Plenty of grumble too. A couple of odd ones - one, a plastic bag stuffed full of dead rabbits and another time, a video I found in a hedge near Burnham Thorpe which, when I played it, turned out to be Dutch, and an hour or so of a man in leather whipping a rather large lady (also in leather). Not a word said between them, in fact they looked thoroughly bored. Just the sound of the lashing of the whip. Takes all sorts I suppose.
 

ANT 666

Trying to re member
Location
N.Wales
You watched the whole hour?
 

screenman

Squire
I've found a few wallets too which I've handed over to Plod. Plenty of grumble too. A couple of odd ones - one, a plastic bag stuffed full of dead rabbits and another time, a video I found in a hedge near Burnham Thorpe which, when I played it, turned out to be Dutch, and an hour or so of a man in leather whipping a rather large lady (also in leather). Not a word said between them, in fact they looked thoroughly bored. Just the sound of the lashing of the whip. Takes all sorts I suppose.

And you watched this boring video for how long?
 

Dec66

A gentlemanly pootler, these days
Location
West Wickham
I've found a few wallets too which I've handed over to Plod. Plenty of grumble too. A couple of odd ones - one, a plastic bag stuffed full of dead rabbits and another time, a video I found in a hedge near Burnham Thorpe which, when I played it, turned out to be Dutch, and an hour or so of a man in leather whipping a rather large lady (also in leather). Not a word said between them, in fact they looked thoroughly bored. Just the sound of the lashing of the whip. Takes all sorts I suppose.

Bugger, I wondered where I'd left my wedding video....
 

grellboy

Veteran
At risk of lowering the tone (especially if any kids read this) weirdest thing I ever came across was a purple "marital aid" with straps, that I imagine you could strap on, perhaps! Was rather tempted to strap it on my handlebars, as some sort of rubber battering ram, but didn't know where it had been so left it in the gutter instead lol!
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
A motorcycle helmet in the middle of a busy road in Kensington. No body parts of the owner seemed to be attached but it was badly gashed from bouncing down the tarmac. I took it home and looked on Google about damaged helmets...and binned it.

I once found a bunch of keys in the gutter at a set of red lights. A Tesco loyalty card and a bike lock key were on it, amongst others. I knew that the police could trace the owner from the card so I took it to the next police station I passed.
 
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