Robbed last night.

[The Jogger]

Theres money in muck

 

[Red Light]

 

[classic33]

Theres money in muck

Why'd you say that? You just sold some?

 

[Davidc]

let's hope he thinks it's some new, more aromatic type of dope.

For injection only....

 

[buggi]

This is the funniest thread i've ever read. pmsl.

although you should report it for two reasons:

1. it is actually a robbery and they did obviously mean to steal your bag, so will prob do it to someone else.
2. It will make the police piss their pants and probably make their day.

 

[The Jogger]

Why'd you say that? You just sold some?

As you asked

http://www.arocha.org/int-en/news/top-stories/5557-DSY.html

 

[ufkacbln]

Sometmes local papers comments pages are a cause of despair, but when a similar event happened in Worthing the comments were brilliant!

Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"

 

[classic33]

As you asked

http://www.arocha.org/int-en/news/top-stories/5557-DSY.html

There aren't to many elephants round this neck o'woods. Also I'd need a bigger bag.

Sometmes local papers comments pages are a cause of despair, but when a similar event happened in Worthing the comments were brilliant!

Hunt for Worthing "poo thief"

Is this the next big crimewave? Theft of "doggy doo" bags. I'm sorry for the pensioner in the link & each person will react differently. I was done around half Eleven - quarter to Twelve at night. Not a time when I'd be carrying anything of value in a plastic bag.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'd love to see their face when they open the bag.

Who says Crime doesn't pay?

 

[MrJamie]

Maybe he was on his way to the olympic torch

 

[Night Train]

At the other end of the spectrum for stuff in carrier bags...
When I was a teen at college a friend invited me to go with him and his older sister to buy her new car, it would be a first chance to crawl all over something with delivery mileage and then have a play with it afterwards.

Off we went, me, the friend, his sister and their Dad to the local Vauxhall dealer where the purchase was made. Paid in full, in cash from the Sainsbury's carrier bag she had been swinging about as we walked down the street!

 

[ufkacbln]

I was a pleasant child!

One of the tricks we used to do was to get a paper bag of dog mess (not too dry) and then place it on a doorstep and light.......... then ring the doorbell.

The automatic reaction of the person opening the door is to stamp on the bag!

 

[Cubist]

This is the funniest thread i've ever read. pmsl.

although you should report it for two reasons:

1. it is actually a robbery and they did obviously mean to steal your bag, so will prob do it to someone else.
2. It will make the police piss their pants and probably make their day.

They may think it was a bit of a piss-take........

 

[snorri]

They may think it was a bit of a piss-take........

Au contraire, I think there is solid justification for complaint.

 

[Arch]

This is the funniest thread i've ever read. pmsl.

although you should report it for two reasons:

1. it is actually a robbery and they did obviously mean to steal your bag, so will prob do it to someone else.
2. It will make the police piss their pants and probably make their day.

Agreed, if Classic can report it in a no-fuss way - it would be annoying to go along and say "Hey, lads, you'd won't believe this, but hey, keep an eye out round there" and get stuck for hours filling in forms!

When I reported my bike stolen, it took ages, giving a full statement (summed up as "I heard someone in the front garden, heard the cable lock twang, by the time I got out there it was gone"). All I wanted was to put a description on file in case it was found/spotted.