Room 101

[Yellow Fang]

It's Peking, Bombay, Calcutta, Burma and Turkey, not Beijing, Mumbai, Kalkotta, Myamar or Turkiye. Beijing, Mumbai, Kalkotta, Myamar and Turkiye still won't sound like the locals pronounce it when a native English speaker says it, so what's the point in changing to a more phonetic spelling? All the cities and countries were originally written down in a different alphabet, so they were not miss-spellings. We don't demand the French call Londres London or Douvres Dover. The Germans don't demand we call Cologne Koln or Bavaria Bayern.

 

[teeonethousand]

Speakerphone phone calls/FaceTime in public places

 

[Ming the Merciless]

Phone zombies

 

[Electric_Andy]

Rich Tea biscuits. With all the biscuit technology that's out there now, they have made no effort to improve themselves. They are limp and bland, and barely survive the quickest of dunks

 

[Drago]

Mobile phones.

Custard creams.

All breeds of dogs other than labradors.

Thongs visible above the belt line. Even worse on women!

Kia cars.

No added sugar soft drinks.

Alcoholic beverages.

Martin Lewis.

Smart motorways.

HS2.

Lower Thames Crossing.

England flags on cars.

Ponytails on men.

Packet curries (Vesta excepted.)

Non weekly bin collections.

Caravans.

Socks with sandals.

Short sleeve shirts with ties.

Young looking coppers.

Beards on soldiers.

Free local papers.

Those estate agents sales boards with a picture of the sales person gurning on them.

Private dog poo/litter wardens.

PSPOs.

Mullets.

American college comedies.

Cliff Richard.

 

[All uphill]

Mobile phones.

Custard creams.

All breeds of dogs other than labradors.

Thongs visible above the belt line. Even worse on women!

Kia cars.

No added sugar soft drinks.

Alcoholic beverages.

Martin Lewis.

Smart motorways.

HS2.

Lower Thames Crossing.

England flags on cars.

Ponytails on men.

Packet curries (Vesta excepted.)

Non weekly bin collections.

Caravans.

Socks with sandals.

Short sleeve shirts with ties.

Young looking coppers.

Beards on soldiers.

Free local papers.

Those estate agents sales boards with a picture of the sales person gurning on them.

Private dog poo/litter wardens.

PSPOs.

Mullets.

American college comedies.

Cliff Richard.

You forgot Rapid Rise derailleurs

 

[All uphill]

Cars

People

TV

 

[Drago]

Suits worn without a tie.

 

[Webbo2]

Suits worn without a tie.

I do love someone who has such a well balanced view.
A chip on both shoulders.😏🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

 

[Drago]

Im just an old fashioned boy who mourns the erosion of standards.

 

[Drago]

People who say "literally" when the adtually mean "figuratively". That literally makes my blood boil!

 

[Webbo2]

Im just an idea fashioned boy who mourns the erosion of standards.

I just thought you had spent your life getting the empty side of the Christmas cracker, hence your jaundiced view on life.😂😂😂

 

[mistyoptic]

Beef and tomato pot noodle.

Potholes.

People who drive their kids 300 metres to school.

Folk that abuse disabled parking.

E scooters.

Richard Madeley.

PCSOs.

HR departments.

TV licence.

Any make of tea that isnt PG.

The Andrew formerly known as Prince.

The Pet Shop Boys.

BBC radio "comedy".

Renaults.

Mobile phones in cars.

Flat screen TVs.

Rylan.

Katie Price.

Mobile phones.

Pavement parking.

On street parking.

Luton.

The Ajax FRV.

The .556.

Brocoli.

Lumpy gravy.

Shirtless men.

Brown shoes with blue suits.

Rylan needs to be nearer the top

 

[Oldhippy]

Aristocracy.

 

[mistyoptic]

Mobile phones.

Custard creams.

All breeds of dogs other than labradors.

Thongs visible above the belt line. Even worse on women!

Kia cars.

No added sugar soft drinks.

Alcoholic beverages.

Martin Lewis.

Smart motorways.

HS2.

Lower Thames Crossing.

England flags on cars.

Ponytails on men.

Packet curries (Vesta excepted.)

Non weekly bin collections.

Caravans.

Socks with sandals.

Short sleeve shirts with ties.

Young looking coppers.

Beards on soldiers.

Free local papers.

Those estate agents sales boards with a picture of the sales person gurning on them.

Private dog poo/litter wardens.

PSPOs.

Mullets.

American college comedies.

Cliff Richard.

Have you not been taking your tablets again?