Royal birth should be shown live.

[deptfordmarmoset]

Apparently, royalty don't simply have children, one is delivered of them.

Her Royal Highness, the Duchess of Cambridge was safely delivered of a son at 4.24pm today

 

[PaulSecteur]

Apparently, it's wasn't that long ago that the Home Secretary was required to be present!

Imagine being the doctor... which one to slap first?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

What if it's a ginge?

Or looks like the milkman?

 

[ianrauk]

What if it's a ginge?

Then it will be a better frikkin looker then you....

 

[Herbie]

I was at a Strasbourg bar last week and my French host reminded me Britain was about to celebrate an important event. Yeap I responded, looks like we are about to win the TdF again. :-)

Brilliant....did he laugh?

 

[Herbie]

In an odd sort of way i feel sorry for the poor little sod. Never will it be able to or know what it's like to make its own choices in life and do what it truly wants to do. Its whole life is mapped out.

Aye that's right....bit like that film The Truman Show

 

[Cletus Van Damme]

News to me I never knew she was pregnant.

 

[Peteaud]

I was at a Strasbourg bar last week and my French host reminded me Britain was about to celebrate an important event. Yeap I responded, looks like we are about to win the TdF again. :-)

Best quote ever.

I doff my hat to you for that one.

 

[The Horse's Mouth]

Conceptions too, in my view. You can't be too careful, what with these lizard aliens 'n that.

Like the birth in the original tv serious of "V"

 

[Cyclopathic]

Errrm, how about monarch?

He's going to be a butterfly?

 

[Cyclopathic]

Just a quick heads up, don't be fooled by things like "Sneak Peak Royal Family Baby Pictures". There is a very real chance you'll actually be downloading Malware or some other nasties.

That's if you're lucky. If not then it really is pics of the sprog.

 

[Peteaud]

I am too busy eating swan sandwiches, drinking champagne and waving the flag to download anything.

 

[Primal Scream]

The old boy wearing the union jack outfit needs to get a life.

 

[Peteaud]

The old boy wearing the union jack outfit needs to get a life.

You mean Phil the greek?

 

[Primal Scream]

You mean Phil the greek?

Makes me laugh to see him and his brood dressed as chocolate box soldiers