Come to London and we'll show you rude....
Rude!!!
- Thread starter Ratchet Cat
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MisterStan
Label Required
- Location
- Out there somewhere
I'm guessing you weren't on a blue bike?
- Location
- Glasgow
What's it all about with all them male cyclists that keep saying hi when I'm riding my bike ... I say, how forward! 
Only kidding
In fairness to the op, he did not mention rude cyclists.
Only kidding
In fairness to the op, he did not mention rude cyclists.
vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
A rather thin member of staff who fancied herself, once had a go at me because of my rotundness in a full staffroom.
My retort:
"You could do with a bit of fat on you........me!"
it brought the house down.
Saluki
World class procrastinator
- Location
- ...Norwich over the water.
I was told, by a random stranger (thin one) that I had a big arse. I just smiled and replied that they don't write songs about people with skinny flat arses.
OP
OP
Ratchet Cat
Veteran
No this isn't about other cyclists not saying hello.
I work in retail. I'm looking for another job as I'm fed up with the low pay and the abuse from customers.
I work in retail. I'm looking for another job as I'm fed up with the low pay and the abuse from customers.
- Location
- Glasgow
Whatever you do, do not go work in catering or anything related to food or drink!
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
- Location
- Glasgow
You love it really, don't you Pat?
Mad Doug Biker
Just a damaged guy.
- Location
- Craggy Island
gbb
Legendary Member
- Location
- Peterborough
Anyone that rides it, Kings Cliffe village tends to have cars parked either side of its main street making it necessary for someone to give way when oncoming.
I was riding well into the road and had complete right of way...a car (convertible) appeared and tried to bully its way through. I leant toward the driver as it passed and said...'very clever eh'. At that moment I realised it was a youngish mother with a maybe 8year old girl in the back .
Her retort ?...'fack off ta c×nt'
Charming....lovely behaviour in front of her child 
I was riding well into the road and had complete right of way...a car (convertible) appeared and tried to bully its way through. I leant toward the driver as it passed and said...'very clever eh'. At that moment I realised it was a youngish mother with a maybe 8year old girl in the back .
Her retort ?...'fack off ta c×nt'
Charming....lovely behaviour in front of her child 
Pro Tour Punditry
Guru
Maybe now is the time to ask her about me...
Freds Dad
Veteran
- Location
- Gawsworth.
When I used to play football one of the opposition was giving me grief about being overweight.
My reply. The reason I am so fat is because every time I sh@g your girlfriend she gives me a biscuit. After his team mates had a laugh at him he kept very quiet for the rest of the match.
My reply. The reason I am so fat is because every time I sh@g your girlfriend she gives me a biscuit. After his team mates had a laugh at him he kept very quiet for the rest of the match.
And rightly so, a proper womanly shaped arse is much better.
You should've replied, "skinny women might be alright to look at, but not as much fun to play with."
