Sausage Joke


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Arch and Patrick fancied a pint or two but didn't have a lot of money between them; they could only raise the staggering sum of £1. Patrick said "Hang on, I have an idea." He went next door to the butcher's shop and came out with one large sausage.
Arch said "Are you crazy? Now we don't have any money left at all!"
Patrick replied, "Don't worry - just follow me." He went into the pub where he immediately ordered two Pints of Guinness and two glasses of Jameson Whiskey.
Arch said "Now you've lost it. Do you know how much trouble we will be in? We haven't got any money!!"
Patrick replied, with a "Don't worry; I have a plan, Cheers!"
They downed their Drinks. Patrick said, "OK, I'll stick the sausage through my zipper and you go on your knees and put it in your mouth."
The barman noticed them, went berserk, and threw them out.
They continued this, pub after pub, getting more and more drunk, all for free. At the tenth pub Arch said "Patrick - I don't think I can do any more of this. I'm drunk and me knees are killin' me!"
Patrick said, "How do you think I feel? I lost the sausage in the third pub.”


Cor you have to suspend disbelief for that one - how many broke lawyers do you know?:biggrin:
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