glasgowcyclist
Charming but somewhat feckless
- Location
- Scotland
"If ifs and ans were pots and pans, there'd be nae need for tinkers."
The not so family-friendly version:
"... aye, and if yer auntie had baws she'd be yer uncle!"
GC
A friend once described his next door neighbour as "God gave her the worst face he could and then smacked it with a shovel"." A face like a bulldog chewing a wasp" or a "face like a smacked bottom" are nice.
ev
Everybody in Ireland says, getting the messages or going for the messages when going shopping.
When asked what was for tea, my mother would reply variously:-
'A walk round the table.
'Bread and pull it.' (Poulet)
's*** with sugar on!'
The last one was always said when she had been asked about tea by every member of the family in turn.
My eye and Peggy Martin - for something unbelievable