Scalped by a babe

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[swee'pea99]

We feel your pain.

 

[Ben M]

Hey, you got beaten by a girl, the nice view was the consolation

 

[Panter]

Now I know that a male cyclist must not sit behind a short, tight lycra lycra clad female cyclist's behind, because it's a pervy thing to do. I also know that a male cyclist must not get all macho red-misted when overtaken by a female cyclist and try and race, simply beacuse she's a female.

So here was my dilemma yesterday. Overtaken by a babe, with gazelle like legs, on a MTB with clipless. Wearing specs. Thought I was dawdling, so pushed it a bit and got in front. Pushing it some now. Then she breeezzzeeed past me again. She was good. But she wasn't quite pulling away so fast that she was zooming off in into the distance and far away. Just a bit in front.

I didn't know where to look! And I wasn't fast enough to go in front and stay there without looking like a saddo mach male-o.

She MADE me look at her bum all that way.

Wonder how fast she would be on a road-bike!

(Hope my wife's not reading this!)

Oh well, live and learn

 

[Aperitif]

Good story Crock, but a load of tosh.

Try and think of a better excuse next time eh?

 

[yello]

She MADE me look at her bum all that way.

I've read some cheap excuses in my time...

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

I've read some cheap excuses in my time...

Can you share them then, please.. just so I have ammunition ready for the future.

 

[Rhys_Po]

Now I know that a male cyclist must not sit behind a short, tight lycra lycra clad female cyclist's behind,

I thought it was compulsory.

Not without potential egg on face though, see

http://www.cyclechat.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=813781&postcount=28

 

[johnnyh]

someone's got to say it...


this thread is useless without pics!!!

 

[Ben M]

http://www.cyclechat.co.uk/forums/showpost.php?p=813781&postcount=28

Classic!

 

[ianrauk]

This thread is no good with out a commuter cam vid
(or even at least a mobile phone pic)

 

[GordyFaeEdinburgh]

> someone's got to say it...

Yeah, pics or it didn't happen!

;O]

 

[Fnaar]

Mmmmnnnggg.... dribble... slobber...

 

[Greedo]

I think Crock has not adhered to the ROOOOOOLZ

We would like pictures in future

 

[Wigsie]

This thread is no good with out a commuter cam vid
(or even at least a mobile phone pic)

+1 Why does nothing like this ever happen to Magnatom?