Scousexit

[Flick of the Elbow]

Back in the 80's a clubmate of mine was assigned to Scouseland to manage a supermarket there. When we next caught up with him he told us his staff had staged 3 walk outs in his first week alone.

 

[Dave 123]

These will be blocked at the wirral and used as our federal reserve. Car radios and wheel trims will be safe there.
This is not some half cocked plan, we have powerful backing and at least ten minutes of planning.

So what happens to the ferry? Will it remain a Japanese tourist trap?

 

[Drago]

This is getting daft. It's like someone watched Passport to Pimlico and thought it was a documentary.

 

[User32269]

I have a Shellsuit from the 80s, can i run for Emperor?

Only if it's a purple and green Sergio Tacchini one.

 

[User32269]

where are the borders going to be ?

Follow the river, past the airport, we will be selling the Runcorn Bridge for scrap to fund implementation of Scousexit. Further north and we will draw the boundaries where people talk really funny and like rugby league more than footy.
Scousexit means Scousexit.

 

[User32269]

Back in the 80's a clubmate of mine was assigned to Scouseland to manage a supermarket there. When we next caught up with him he told us his staff had staged 3 walk outs in his first week alone.

We would like the process of leaving to go smoothly, but, if you wish to administer punishment beatings, like in some www2 film, we could go for a really hard Scousexit.

 

[Drago]

Ringo Starr for the post of Grand Scouser Excelsior?

 

[User32269]

Ringo Starr for the post of Grand Scouser Excelsior?

Come on, some of us are trying to have a grown up debate here.

 

[User32269]

Is there a role for Jimmy Osmond in your cabinet? Minister for the Arts?

I'm sensing some people aren't grasping the importance of this issue? Let me repeat, Scousexit means Scousexit.
I'm off to Wetherspoons now for a brekky with Jean Claude Junker.

 

[biggs682]

Are you going to have your own football teams instead of the current ones that have more international players than any home nation ones?

 

[Drago]

where are the borders going to be ?

Wherever you put them someone will nick it.

 

[nickyboy]

I'm all for it if it means a resurrection of Brookside to help fund Scousexit and perhaps even better, the Damon & Debbie spin-off

 

[TVC]

Well, if there is one place in Britain that wants to return to the 1960s it's definitely Liverpool.

 

[PaulB]

Riding the current populist wave, I have decided to start a campaign to instigate Liverpool leaving Britain. We will of course endeavour to remain on the best of terms with our friends in the UK, except the Mancs, and most people south of Birmingham.
I am approaching the EU as we will wish to remain a part of the single market. We will be imposing certain tariffs, 20 Embassy No1 should help gain access to trade with the Scouse Republic for the Brits. This is negotiable.
I will, upon taking power, be building a wall. This will be paid for by London and built by Mancs.
Please be aware, scousexit means scousexit.
Viva la revolucion.

And the doors open for all the petty-minded grievance-holders who refuse to let go of their 1970s stereotypes. Their mental checklists run thus; all Scousers are robbers, all Jocks are tight, all Irish are thick, all Asians are corner-shop owners, all Germans are Nazis. They've doubtless added a few new ones now like; all Poles are called Boris and are vodkaholics, all Asians not behind the counter in a corner shop are illegal immigrants living in sumptuous luxury paid for by muggins here, all Africans are bleeding the NHS dry.

 

[Drago]

Don't forget the French, who are all onion sellers wearing berets and stripey jumpers with a string of onions around their neck and a Galoise fag on the go.