Secret Santa - ideas please

[Wigsie]

Buy them a Piranha, then it can eat the unwanted goldfish from the other thread!

 

[Danny]

Bottle of white and a bottle of red.

I'm sure he'll enjoy it.

He would, but I think his doctor has told him to cut down on drinking.

 

[Noodley]

He would, but I think his doctor has told him to cut down on drinking.

He does not have to drink them on the same day!

 

[Noodley]

Anyway, my serious non cycling suggestion would be to got to Sainsbury's and get him a 'retro' Sainsbury gift.

 

[shouldbeinbed]

1000 penny chews

or a book of leisure rides local to your area.