vernon
Harder than Ronnie Pickering
- Location
- Meanwood, Leeds
can a person with a ballon phobia use condoms ?
Probably not. She's heavily pregnant and started maternity leave yesterday.

can a person with a ballon phobia use condoms ?
Probably not. She's heavily pregnant and started maternity leave yesterday.![]()
A propos nothing much, are people ever described as 'lightly pregnant'?
Was it the sparkly pink one by No.7 that you've had your eye on for months?Eyeshadow for me.
Am excited beyond reason.
We're doing a weird Secret Santa this year. We're not picking names, just all wrapping a present and putting it in a room then everyone choosing one that they like the look of. It's quite hard to buy something that will please any woman aged 20s-60s, I think the gifts are going to be really bland. Good job we don't have any men in the office, I can't think of a unisex any-age gift that isn't food.
Am I alone in working in an environment where there is no such thing as present giving?
my secret santa came from a girl who got me lube ,condoms and a vibrating co*k ring .
i think she thought i was up for a bit of fun
she told it came from her before you all shout its a secret santa
4 iced Danishes for £1.20....
I'll send £2.40 if you'll post the Danishes![]()