See when woman meet

[TheDoctor]

Not as a rule, no. And I have never buried a bone.

Sure about that?

I can't imagine *what* you mean.

<snigger>

 

[Dayvo]

What is that screeching and screeming noise they make. My wife's pals turned up last night and the minuite they met the noise started again as it always does.

You married the wrong type of female, if the above is true!

 

[Speicher]

I was in deep poo last night for tuning out wife and daughter while I was watching the Tour of Britain - final minutes I hasten to add. Dinner was late and both women were trying to ask me some questions about how much I wanted. I only became aware of increasing irritation when my son quietly commented - 'Dad, I think you had better respond'. I heard him, but not the higher female voices. The ensuing negative vibes lasted throughout the meal. Depsite protestation that it was an interesting final run in, I was deemed anti-social.

I am on your side here, Gavintc. That is the kind of tediocrity that drives me up the wall, very quickly. Could they not guess how much you wanted to eat? Could they not observe that the TofB is only on for one hour each evening?

 

[simoncc]

What is that screeching and screeming noise they make. My wife's pals turned up last night and the minuite they met the noise started again as it always does.

I couldnt make out any actual words, but they were definitely comunicating.

Does anyone know what this is?

Yes. TV has taught them to behave like this. They think it's the fashionable thing to do so they do it, just like they are suckers for every new clothing, make up, kitchen cupboard and furniture fashion.

 

[domtyler]

Yes. TV has taught them to behave like this. They think it's the fashionable thing to do so they do it, just like they are suckers for every new clothing, make up, kitchen cupboard and furniture fashion.

When you say "them" and "they", who is it you are referring to exactly?

 

[John the Monkey]

I knew it was the TVs fault.

/shakes fist.

 

[Arch]

Yes. TV has taught them to behave like this. They think it's the fashionable thing to do so they do it, just like they are suckers for every new clothing, make up, kitchen cupboard and furniture fashion.

Oh, and men never get sucked in by adverts do they? Just how many blades does a razor need? And men never watch telly, except for proper manly things like football...

 

[GrahamG]

It's no different to if I've not seen mates for ages and there's a long & lound "DUUUUUUUUUDE!" or "MAAAAAAAATE" or "CUUUUUN...."

Some women do the hysterical meeting, some don't. I can honestly say that most women I know (well) don't or at least reserve it for a long awaited/surprise meeting.

 

[wafflycat]

SIT! And Stay. Good boy!

Have a biscuit.

Have you trained him to sit on the floor, lift one leg above his head and then have him lick his....

Sorry... IGMC..

 

[rich p]

Yes. TV has taught them to behave like this. They think it's the fashionable thing to do so they do it, just like they are suckers for every new clothing, make up, kitchen cupboard and furniture fashion.

Is that tongue in cheek or are you a nob?

 

[John the Monkey]

It's no different to if I've not seen mates for ages and there's a long & lound "DUUUUUUUUUDE!" or "MAAAAAAAATE" or "CUUUUUN...."

Good grief.

When I meet my acquaintances, I might incline my head slightly - may raise an eyebrow in greeting if it's been a while. If they've only just returned from foreign climes, and I've not seen them for a year or more, I might also essay a modest gesture of greeting with my pipe.

Any more, and people will think you're French, for heaven's sake.

 

[Arch]

Is that tongue in cheek or are you a nob?

Have a guess...

John the Monkey, I salute your style!

Waffles, I couldn't possibly comment!

 

[GrahamG]

Good grief.

When I meet my acquaintances, I might incline my head slightly - may raise an eyebrow in greeting if it's been a while. If they've only just returned from foreign climes, and I've not seen them for a year or more, I might also essay a modest gesture of greeting with my pipe.

Any more, and people will think you're French, for heaven's sake.

I have one or two (male) friends who insist on a hug too

 

[TheDoctor]

Have you trained him to sit on the floor, lift one leg above his head and then have him lick his....

Sorry... IGMC..

I think I'd permanently knacker me back!
And can you imagine the scene at A&E?

MedicalDoctor - 'So, how did this happen?'
TheDoctor - 'Well, I was trying to...ermmm...'

 

[Maz]

Good grief.

When I meet my acquaintances, I might incline my head slightly - may raise an eyebrow in greeting if it's been a while. If they've only just returned from foreign climes, and I've not seen them for a year or more, I might also essay a modest gesture of greeting with my pipe.

Any more, and people will think you're French, for heaven's sake.

I don't know why, but I imagine Saxondale saying that.