See when woman meet

[Greedo]

What is that screeching and screeming noise they make. My wife's pals turned up last night and the minuite they met the noise started again as it always does.

I couldnt make out any actual words, but they were definitely comunicating.

Does anyone know what this is?

 

[Arch]

I assume it's a female version of the grunts and 'woooarororoarrrr' noises men make when they meet...

(Please note, I don't actually believe this, I'm just lowering myself to Greedo's level)

 

[Arch]

ooops, I killed this thread didn't I!

I would like it on record that I never make high pitched screeching noises when I greet anyone. If it's a cute puppy, or my baby nephew, I may indulge in a modicom of "itchy cutchy coo" type stuff, but not much.

 

[Kirstie]

No I think you hit the nail on the head, Arch...

 

[fossyant]

Less information on the "cutchy coo'ing" with The Doctor please.......

Had they been on the pop, as it gets even worse then.

 

[Mr Pig]

Does anyone know what this is?

Women sound like that when they are enjoying themselves. That's why she doesn't sound like that when she's with you.

 

[Arch]

Less information on the "cutchy coo'ing" with The Doctor please.......

Had they been on the pop, as it gets even worse then.

Much as I love him, I've never thought of The Doctor as a cute puppy...

 

[TheDoctor]

That's because I don't wee on the floor.
Well, not often, anyway.

 

[Maz]

When my wife and her friends get together, I'm sure I can hear the cochleas vibrating in my lug'oles from the high pitch.

 

[Mr Pig]

Well at least the dog knows what they're saying.

 

[Arch]

That's because I don't wee on the floor.
Well, not often, anyway.

SIT! And Stay. Good boy!

Have a biscuit.

 

[Fnaar]

That's because I don't wee on the floor.
Well, not often, anyway.

Ah, but do you gambol out of the lavvy clutching one end of the bogroll in your teeth before rolling around the floor and getting tied up in it?

 

[TheDoctor]

Ah, but do you gambol out of the lavvy clutching one end of the bogroll in your teeth before rolling around the floor and getting tied up in it?

Not as a rule, no. And I have never buried a bone.

 

[domtyler]

Not as a rule, no. And I have never buried a bone.

Sure about that?

 

[gavintc]

I was in deep poo last night for tuning out wife and daughter while I was watching the Tour of Britain - final minutes I hasten to add. Dinner was late and both women were trying to ask me some questions about how much I wanted. I only became aware of increasing irritation when my son quietly commented - 'Dad, I think you had better respond'. I heard him, but not the higher female voices. The ensuing negative vibes lasted throughout the meal. Depsite protestation that it was an interesting final run in, I was deemed anti-social.