Sex with a tree.

[thelurker]

did he graze his 'elm-et?

 

[dellzeqq]

leaf the poor man alone!

I'm trying to work a woodpecker in to this reply........

 

[philipbh]

If he only tried to have sex with the tree, as the original article suggests - does that mean he didnt go Alder way?

 

[thelurker]

he was quite flamboyant about the incident

 

[Crankarm]

He pulled out and now the tree is a Weeping Willow .

 

[thelurker]

he should have hedged his bets with a lay-lani

 

[thelurker]

has he lost his cherry?

 

[Fnaar]

has it sapped his strength?

 

[Crankarm]

Was it by any chance a cherry tree ?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Like a squirrel he was after his nuts

 

[thelurker]

yew should have seen him coming..

 

[Crankarm]

"Cracking, two more walnuts" says squirrel .

 

[swee'pea99]

If this continues I'm going to have to log off

 

[Crankarm]

Keep your pecker up!

 

[thelurker]

he wasn't having sex, he was just spanking the money puzzle.