Sex with a tree.

[thelurker]

where there's a willow, there's a way..

 

[Crankarm]

I'm a lumberjack ........

 

[Davidc]

Same article mentions another man who can clearly take it lying down.

"In 2007 Steven Marshall, 19, admitted simulating sex with the pavement in Galashiels, Selkirkshire. "

 

[Crankarm]

Man embarks on career as porn star making debut in "Deep Forest".

 

[thelurker]

Same article mentions another man who can clearly take it lying down.

"In 2007 Steven Marshall, 19, admitted simulating sex with the pavement in Galashiels, Selkirkshire. "

that was just gutter press...

 

[thelurker]

nothing concrete in that..

 

[thelurker]

he was just cementing his relationship

 

[Crankarm]

Seriously though, didn't his Dad tell him about the birds, the bees and the trees?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Seriously though, didn't his Dad tell him about the birds, the bees and the trees?

Yeah - he's off to do those 2 next

 

[Crankarm]

What a planker ......

 

[Crankarm]

He might end up with Dutch Elm disease or dry rot . He should go and get tested.

 

[Davidc]

I'm surprised that under Shauns new rules or the café that this isn't in room 101 yet!

 

[just jim]

He can come Rowan to my place any time.

 

[betty swollocks]

He my get an offer to star in a Pine movie.

 

[thelurker]

I'm surprised that under Shauns new rules or the café that this isn't in room 101 yet!

cos it's am-yew-sing?