Sex with a tree.

[hackbike 666]

Little acorns?

 

[thelurker]

oaky-doke

 

[Crankarm]

I'm surprised that under Shauns new rules or the café that this isn't in room 101 yet!

Kiljoy ....... You don't have some thing to tell us ?

:troll:

 

[Crankarm]

Planting the seed of human kindness ........

 

[Crankarm]

It was kernel lust with a tree .

 

[Crankarm]

Tree huggers .......

 

[Davidc]

I don't think the court was worried about the hugging bit Crankarm - it's biology lessons for you.

 

[Davidc]

I want to know if the tree is being prosecuted for pollinating humans with its flowers - after all, fair's fair.

 

[Davidc]

Was there a typo in your last post Crankarm?

 

[Globalti]

Remember Ivor Biggun?

I've used a badger
a melon
and a cat
an inflatable Linda Lovelace
and a Davy Crocket hat

 

[Davidc]

Remember Ivor Biggun?

Do you mean he of the Red Nosed Burglars? Singer of the famous ditty "I'm A Banker" (Think I've got that right - might have been a synonym though).

 

[661-Pete]

"Did the earth move for you, Deodar-ling?"
Well, perhaps he just wanted to Cedar....

 

[Crankarm]

I don't think the court was worried about the hugging bit Crankarm - it's biology lessons for you.

I don't think so .

 

[Fab Foodie]

You've got to stop now, we'll soon be Sycamore jokes. Anyway, where Aperitif? Resting on his Laurels?

 

[661-Pete]

You've got to stop now, we'll soon be Sycamore jokes. Anyway, where Aperitif? Resting on his Laurels?

No, he's just larching about...