Sex with a tree.

[Fab Foodie]

No, he's just larching about...

Perhaps he can't Cedar funny side of this thread?

 

[Baggy]

Perhaps he can't Ceder funny side of this thread?

Maybe he's rowan in P+L this evening?

 

[Crankarm]

Man copse off with a date tree.

 

[Fab Foodie]

Man copse off with a date tree.

Yep, no beating about the bush there, it's a very privet affair... They're living life on the hedge...

 

[bonk man]

Look .... leave the bloke alone, he's just a dendrasexual ok

 

[bonk man]

 

[just jim]

Sir - Irish Yew in the name of the law!

 

[Fab Foodie]

Sir - Irish Yew in the name of the law!

Special Branch?

 

[vernon]

I wooden want to try it on with a tree.

 

[Crankarm]

.....a rampant naughticulturalist......

 

[Crankarm]

Christ, he's gone bonking conkers .

 

[Shaun]

naughticulturalist

Quick, stick a copyright on that. You wooden want anyone nicking it.

 

[Crankarm]

Anyone spot the story is reported in the Sun by a Kenny McAlpine, a strange tree like co-incidence in the name ?

 

[Crankarm]

How can you tell the tree has orgasmed?

















It lights up as it's a
tobacco tree

IGMC.

 

[dav1d]

Surely someone can russel up a good pun? These are truly wooden, I thought I'd get a laugh in this thread, but I was clearly barking up the wrong tree! (Sorry, no offence, I had to say all that to get mine in!)