Sex with a tree.

[betty swollocks]

Here

Looks like a job for Special Branch as, obviously this type of pervert needs rooting out.

 

[swee'pea99]

These terrible puns do my head in - leaf it out

 

[thelurker]

was he doing it doggy position because he liked the bark?

 

[thelurker]

probably sapped his strength...

 

[thelurker]

how did they twig he was trying to bonk the tree?

 

[thelurker]

was he sticking it to the tree?

 

[thelurker]

did he have wood?

 

[thomas]

did he have wood?

He never got erectile dysfunction....touch wood!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Splinters

 

[TheDoctor]

He was pining for it.
Nothing like Sex on the Beech.

 

[Paulus]

Obviously barking up the wrong tree

 

[philipbh]

A neighbour said: "I have seen him about and he seems a quiet lad."

Now he's not very Poplar

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

His hareem

 

[Fnaar]

Did he not "twig" that someone might have been watching?

 

[Crankarm]

But if you read all the article at the bottom was this ............

In the same year Robert Stewart, 53, was caught by two cleaners having sex with a bicycle in his hostel room in Ayr.

.

I hope not anyone on here .........


Back to OP:

"Man get his daily oaks"

"Man is now feeling chipper after getting his log over a tree ...."

No plant, bush or tree is safe from this guy.

Was the tree a hard wood or soft wood ...........