Sex with a tree.

[Fab Foodie]

Was he listening to his favourite artist? Justin Timberlake?

 

[on the road]

He can't help it, he's got sawdust for brains.

 

[just jim]

I hope he didn't hurt his plums.

 

[vernon]

It's knot something I'd like to try. It goes against the grain of decency.

 

[Baggy]

Are tree-fetishists some kind of splinter group?

 

[vernon]

Are tree-fetishists some kind of splinter group?

Yes and they have a strong esprit de copse.

 

[Baggy]

I'm well impressed by how long we've managed to spinney this joke out for.

 

[Crankarm]

Anything to tell a joke involving copsulation .

 

[Crankarm]

Any of these inunendos would do a Christmas cracker proud . They might go with quite a bang .

 

[just jim]

He must have been terribly frond of it.

 

[Crankarm]

Probably shouldn't post this link with this story, but here is a guy who has an awful medical condition that gives him a half man half tree appearance. It is very sad and I hope the treatment he was to have has improved his condition and his quality of life. It would seem breathtaking that merely taking Vit A in large doses would cure him.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/1569156/Tree-man-who-grew-roots-may-be-cured.html

 

[Baggy]

He must have been terribly frond of it.

That is SO bad. Well done!

Should we nip this in the bud now?

 

[just jim]

Thanks!

I hope the mods conifer first before locking this thread.

 

[slowmotion]

He saw the error of his ways and has branched out into less strange pursuits.

 

[Crankarm]

Ian Paisley might say " Son, lust is the root of all evil!"