Shaved vs Unshaved Nads

Do you shave your nads?

  • Yes

    Votes: 1 100.0%
  • No

    Votes: 1 100.0%

  • Total voters
    1
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Bigtwin

New Member
cheadle hulme said:
Shaved sounds a bit weird (and dangerous). Nowt wrong with the occasional tidy up though!

Yep - what you don't want is pube tug as yer spiders legs get sucked in by yer bell-end's clasp, or rug-tug if yer man-fluff weggies twixt seam and saddle, so a ZZ's out, but going Kojak on yer Japs' Crackers is well over the top.

Anyone seen that Peter Kay sketch about his mam using his Gilette to plane a door before he ploughs a down-stroke? Euuuuuuucoooooooooowwwwwwwwwwcccccccccchhhhhhh....
 
Considered trying it this afternoon,


... that's me banned from the barbers!
 

buggi

Bird Saviour
Location
Solihull
Looking at the poll results, I'm quite shocked, particularly as a lady who always makes sure she has taken care of "down there", how many of you lot are a bit lax in this area. ;) nothing less than selfish IMO. You would probably all be first to moan if you went "down there" on a woman to find an overgrown forest!

Please tell me you at least trim :biggrin:

if not, i'm just gonna grow my own forest and not worry any more.
 

Bigtwin

New Member
buggi said:
Looking at the poll results, I'm quite shocked, particularly as a lady who always makes sure she has taken care of "down there", how many of you lot are a bit lax in this area. ;) nothing less than selfish IMO. You would probably all be first to moan if you went "down there" on a woman to find an overgrown forest!

Please tell me you at least trim :biggrin:

if not, i'm just gonna grow my own forest and not worry any more.

It's like MTBing - nothing like wild unexplored habitat for an excellent ride.
 

montage

God Almighty
Location
Bethlehem
What if you suddenly come under attack from terrorists and have no access to a razor? ....a few days after your trim and you get the stubbly spikey itchyness.

Last thing you would want during a terrorist attack is to have really itchey balls.
 

yenrod

Guest
Some one I know tried once DONT YOU END UP WITH...

Bigtwin said:
Yep - what you don't want is pube tug as yer spiders legs get sucked in by yer bell-end's clasp, or rug-tug if yer man-fluff weggies twixt seam and saddle, so a ZZ's out, but going Kojak on yer Japs' Crackers is well over the top.QUOTE]

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Mrs PV is a big fan of the clean and tidy look! Several careful strokes of the Gillette Mach 2 every few days keeps the whole trouser collection smooth, shiny and ready to ride xx(
 

PaulB

Legendary Member
Location
Colne
montage said:
What if you suddenly come under attack from terrorists and have no access to a razor? ....a few days after your trim and you get the stubbly spikey itchyness.

Last thing you would want during a terrorist attack is to have really itchey balls.

Sheesh, you really haven't thought this through, have you? Just keep polished in summer! From October 1st onwards, let it grow back. Then when it gets really cold in Dec/Jan/Feb, you'll have some insulation in your basement and it allows you to grow accustomed to the first few days' itchyness. The contrast when you go back to the clean-shaven approach come April is astonishing (and worth October's itches)!
 

Bigtwin

New Member
numbnuts said:
I have often wondered why we have hair down there, well you wouldn't put anything fluffy next to two sewer outlets would you


So you are then, The Razor Of God.
 
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