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Shhh...don't tell the missus

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by CycleWidow, 17 Aug 2007.

  1. CycleWidow

    CycleWidow New Member

    Location:
    Aberdeen
    So, the missus has gone to bed and I've just noticed she's still logged in. I've just put in an a sneaky order for a Focus Cayo......and I'm excited:becool:. Don't think I'll sleep tonight. When would it be appropriate to come clean???

    It's our wedding anniversary tomorrow and I'm taking her out for a slap up binge at Mrs Miggins pie shop so I think I'll break the news to her there. Think that might be a bad move....but I can't think straight at the moment.

    Wotdyareckon old chums?
    Mr CW
     
  2. zimzum42

    zimzum42 Legendary Member

    Go For It!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
     
  3. Noodley

    Noodley Guest

    you're in the poo. :ohmy:
     
  4. Maggot

    Maggot Star of BBC 5Lives Ballot Box Brigade

    Location:
    Cheddar
    That was a good idea.

    Think of all the money you will save by not having anymore wedding anniversaries:biggrin:
     
  5. CycleWidow

    CycleWidow New Member

    Location:
    Aberdeen
    Och, come on you lot...where is your sense of adventure?

    Come to think of it, seven anniversaries this year....I was getting itchy anyways. Looking on the bright side.....at least I'll have the Cayo when I'm sleeping in the shed in a few nights time. Right lads, I'm going in! Or should I say sneak / skulk upstairs with a cup of coacoa and a biccie and tell her now. Gulp.
     
  6. dangerousjules

    dangerousjules New Member

    you a smart mutha fu*ka! just buy her a pie and she'll be fine!
     
  7. longers

    longers Veteran

    And if she's still unhappy, buy her another.
     
  8. longers

    longers Veteran

    Happy cycling for when the bike does arrive.
     
  9. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    when she's pissed.
     
  10. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    but hang on ... 'still logged in'? logged in to what - wiggle?
    So is she a cyclist aswell then? If so, how do you know she isn't a member of this forum aswell?
    and you presumably did it on the 'joint' credit card? they're always a bad idea.
     
  11. Lardyboy

    Lardyboy New Member

    If she's logged on into Wiggle then wouldn't you have ordered the bike through her details..........???????? :ohmy:
     
  12. bonj2

    bonj2 Guest

    exactly - i've no idea what he means by 'logged in'... i'm not sure he knows what he means.
     
  13. Lardyboy

    Lardyboy New Member

    Let's hope he does or the missus will not be happy! :ohmy:
     
  14. Chuffy

    Chuffy Veteran

    Some nice Swiss chocolates. Or a quality bottle of brandy. That might do it.
     
  15. Smokin Joe

    Smokin Joe Legendary Member

    Type yourself a letter from Wiggle congatulating you on winning a brand new Focus Cayo in their annual draw for valued customers. Act completely surprised when it arrives and start jumping for joy, then tell her you are taking her out for a meal to celebrate. Buy her a bunch of flowers as well (petrol stations are cheaper than a florist and she will never know).

    That should get you out of jail.