Shortgate scandal at work

[GrumpyGregry]

Any chance of clarifying that first paragraph with a pic GG?.

Naturally we have other policies that would prevent that pic being taken.

 

[TVC]

if the ladies can wear shorts but the blokes can't... what about lady-boys?

You want to wear a lady-boy?

 

[MontyVeda]

you offering?

 

[TVC]

you offering?

Not after last time.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Some useful info from The Daily Telegraph (not that I read it), the measuring shorts length by kneeling down with a box of matches measure looks jolly useful.

 

[summerdays]

Some useful info from The Daily Telegraph (not that I read it), the measuring shorts length by kneeling down with a box of matches measure looks jolly useful.

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That's been a way to check skirt lengths in the past

 

[John the Monkey]

What about those t-shirts that have a print of a jacket and tie, that's formal wear, right?

 

[MisterStan]

What about those t-shirts that have a print of a jacket and tie, that's formal wear, right?

Cycling ones are available, long sleeved versions too!

 

[iggibizzle]

Don't get these work dress codes at some places. They won't let them wear shorts but being flustered, sweating in a stuffy, often ill fitting suit is a great look? Make me cringe.

 

[Rykard]

this is our policy (meetings smart with tie etc.)

Outside of the above Business Meetings a more casual dress code can be adopted, if people consider it to be appropriate for them. For the avoidance of doubt, guidelines on this are given below and please note the words smart and casual both apply.

Smart Casual – Male Employees
Shirt with collars
Sweaters
Full length trousers
Jackets

Smart Casual - Female employees
Skirt
Trousers
Smart casual top
Sweaters

All
Trousers do not include jeans
Shoes to be clean and smart – no trainers
Personal appearance should be neat and tidy at all times

 

[Archie_tect]

Some useful info from The Daily Telegraph (not that I read it), the measuring shorts length by kneeling down with a box of matches measure looks jolly useful.
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Swan Vesta or Scottish Bluebell?

 

[Vapin' Joe]

Cycling ones are available, long sleeved versions too!
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I WANT!!!!

 

[MisterStan]

I WANT!!!!

Thinking about getting one for my wedding.... could turn up on the roadie wearing that - no need to change, then a tandem for the two of us to head off on our merry way.

Not sure how well that will go down with 'er indoors mind.

 

[John the Monkey]

Cycling ones are available, long sleeved versions too!
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Excellent. If anyone needs me, I'll be at the Athenaeum, what.

 

[Vapin' Joe]

That's been a way to check skirt lengths in the past

You'll roast wearing that my dear, just below the bum is more length than enough.