Shot at last night

[Salty seadog]

I've cod to hear this story, I trust it had a for-tuna-te ending.

 

[Crackle]

No word from the op who must still be quite tench

 

[Welsh wheels]

Keep 'em coming...

 

[welsh dragon]

I should rudd -y well hope he is quite tench.

 

[Crackle]

Do you think this whole incident was on porpoise?

 

[roadrash]

eel have to get his skates on to catch whoever did it

 

[ufkacbln]

These puns have leant a Ray of sunshine to an otherwise dark event

 

[Oxo]

Just wait, there'll be a sting in the tale.

 

[rualexander]

I'm glad he got home saithe and sound.

 

[Levo-Lon]

He lives near Port Terbut so it will be a bit like Skate ing on ice

 

[Pro Tour Punditry]

I've cod to hear this story, I trust it had a for-tuna-te ending.

You did ask...
https://www.cyclechat.net/threads/hit-by-a-dead-fish.12037/

 

[Deleted member 23692]

Starting a sentence with 'so' deserves a thorough dousing.

You got off light IMO

 

[Dayvo]

Would it be too repetitious to mention the "legendary" fish thread again?

Never!

 

[Welsh wheels]

Starting a sentence with 'so' deserves a thorough dousing.

You got off light IMO

Hey, I'm young and cool

 

[Welsh wheels]

You all cod do batter with these jokes