Should shoes be Taxed, MoT'd and insured?

[Aperitif]

But where will I put my pavement tax disc?

Or should that be 'pavement excise duty'

'Er cobbles' (Anag)

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

All this talk of taxing and licensing footwear is a Croc of sh*t! Take a walk, the lot of you who (arch) support this.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Flip, this thread is a flop.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

No using mobile phones while walking and Sat Nav to be fitted to only one eye/ear. That's strides into enhancing safety.

 

[Aperitif]

We need a segway here...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Any of those with ABS as standard

 

[Speicher]

The way this thread is shaping up, it won't last.

 

[Aperitif]

The way this thread is shaping up, it won't last.

True to Form - the experts pitch in...

 

[CharlieB]

It'll be a shoo in for any prospective parliament that proposes these measures.

 

[Aperitif]

It'll be a shoo in for any prospective parliament that proposes these measures.

And how do you propose that the 'parliament' copes with any width restrictions?

 

[Speicher]

By booting out anyone who does not toe the party line.

 

[Aperitif]

That's patent folly!

 

[vernon]

The original premise is laced with inconsistencies.

 

[vernon]

I wonder how long this thread will last.

 

[Aperitif]

I wonder how long this thread will last.

It's on its uppers already, vern.