Smokin Joe
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- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
Pedestrians use the roads so should be made to pay for them through having to purchase a Tax Disc which could be displayed on the upper of the left shoe. Walking can make you fart so you couldn't claim exemption for zero emissions either.
Insurance in case you are jaywalking and cause a vehicle or cyclist to swerve and crash, or barge into an OAP and knock them over.
And an MoT to get rid of those old shoes with worn down heels which may make the wearer stumble and cause an accident, with a structural test especially conducted on stilletto heels.
Makes sense to me anyway.
Insurance in case you are jaywalking and cause a vehicle or cyclist to swerve and crash, or barge into an OAP and knock them over.
And an MoT to get rid of those old shoes with worn down heels which may make the wearer stumble and cause an accident, with a structural test especially conducted on stilletto heels.
Makes sense to me anyway.