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Who's going to be the first to post one of those where the surgeon has left his car keys in the stomach or something?

We had a library ov various objects stuck in various orifices!

Everthing form the person eating a meal and accidentally swallowingthe spoon, to the guy who sat down on a bar stool, not realising there was a glass on it, the glass ending up in a sunshine fee zone!
 

AndyRM

XOXO
Location
North Shields
We had a library ov various objects stuck in various orifices!

Everthing form the person eating a meal and accidentally swallowingthe spoon, to the guy who sat down on a bar stool, not realising there was a glass on it, the glass ending up in a sunshine fee zone!

Was he wearing a loose fitting dressing gown at the time?
 

slowmotion

Quite dreadful
Location
lost somewhere
We had a library ov various objects stuck in various orifices!

Everthing form the person eating a meal and accidentally swallowingthe spoon, to the guy who sat down on a bar stool, not realising there was a glass on it, the glass ending up in a sunshine fee zone!
What about the four Barbie doll heads jammed in......oh never mind...
 

User269

Guest
brokenpenis.jpg
 
So people then started posting X ray images of themselves or 'humorous' stuff from Google images...
yep - got it in one.

http://www.cyclechat.net/threads/broken-collar-bone.162552/#post-3226000
 

gbb

Squire
Location
Peterborough
From a different angle, winter 2012 I had a nasty, long, chesty deep cough, night sweats etc etc.
Like a moron, I took my time going to the docs and got shuffled off for an xray etc.
I almost immediately got called back to a specialist....oh.
The wife and I were called into a room, three docs /specialists sat there...with an xray on the screen. I looked and thought...sweet jesus, I hope thats not mine, the lung areas were dotted with large shadows all over it. I sat there, probably going paler and paler. I glanced at the wife, she was looking at the xray, eyes wide open, mouth fixed...oh fcuk.

A lot went round my mind for 2 minutes, I wasnt really paying attention.

'Ok Colin....lets have a look'...as she pulled down the xray on the screen...and put mine up.
Phhhhhh, thank Christ for that. Mine just had light shadowing, pneumonia.
 

brand

Guest
Can't find mine but got a pension out of it (back). Must have looked good (pension wise)
Leg crushed by truck when 9 years old. When I go in hospital they always want to X-ray it. It is misshaped and has very large skin graft due to bone grafting. I am always saying no you cannot X-ray my right shin its my left knee thats the problem etc etc.
 
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