Silliest Euphemism for "doing it"

[Fnaar]

I call it fornication, and it is a sin. It is forbidden in the Bible. I would sooner gouge my eyes out with the wrong end of a desert spoon than debase myself in the wretched, damnable act of fornication! The thought of sullying myself with carnal juices is horrifying. Every time I succumb to the mental temptations of the Devil himself made incarnate in the form of a wicked Jezebel, thereby causing me to become aroused, I beat my genital abomination with a hammer while singing, "Onward, Christian soldiers!"

Bash the Bishop (a solo sport)

 

[mr_cellophane]

"The dance with no steps."
"the old in-out" one used between droogs

 

[Fnaar]

"the old in-out" one used between droogs

After peeting moloko with knives

 

[Shaun]

"the old in-out" one used between droogs

What a mad film ...

 

[accountantpete]

On the gravy strokes.

vinegar strokes round here.

 

[Shaun]

No mention of rumpy pumpy yet then?

 

[TheDoctor]

Making the two-piece jigsaw.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A little bit of Woohooo!! WOOF WOOF!! How's your Father? nudge nudge wink wink.

To get your Nat King Cole - get your hole.












Bonk bonk.

 

[Beebo]

A little bit of Woohooo!! WOOF WOOF!! How's your Father? nudge nudge wink wink.

Is your wife a bit sporty? nudge nudge wink wink; say no more. (taps side of nose)

 

[TheDoctor]

Does she go?? I bet she does, I bet she does!!!

 

[Vapin' Joe]

A lesbian I know refers to rowing in the coxless pairs.

 

[byegad]

Hiding the Salami!

 

[Kestevan]

I call it fornication, and it is a sin. It is forbidden in the Bible. I would sooner gouge my eyes out with the wrong end of a desert spoon than debase myself in the wretched, damnable act of fornication! The thought of sullying myself with carnal juices is horrifying. Every time I am tempted by the Devil himself made incarnate in the form of a wicked Jezebel, thereby causing me to become aroused, I beat my genital abomination with a hammer while singing, "Onward, Christian soldiers!"

It does however explain why XmisterIS has a permanent sore throat, and a platinum level credit account at the local hammer shop.

 

[asterix]

If it is forbidden in the bible then how is it that so many people apparently begat so many other people, as described on the bible? They can't all have been as immaculate as Xmister..

 

[Dayvo]

From Grace Jones' Pull Up To The Bumper:

"Pull up to my bumper, baby - in your long black limousine. Pull up to my bumper, baby - drive it in between"