Silliest Euphemism for "doing it"

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Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
I call it fornication, and it is a sin. It is forbidden in the Bible. I would sooner gouge my eyes out with the wrong end of a desert spoon than debase myself in the wretched, damnable act of fornication! The thought of sullying myself with carnal juices is horrifying. Every time I succumb to the mental temptations of the Devil himself made incarnate in the form of a wicked Jezebel, thereby causing me to become aroused, I beat my genital abomination with a hammer while singing, "Onward, Christian soldiers!"

Bash the Bishop (a solo sport)
 

mr_cellophane

Legendary Member
Location
Essex
"The dance with no steps."
"the old in-out" one used between droogs
 

Fnaar

Smutmaster General
Location
Thumberland
"the old in-out" one used between droogs

After peeting moloko with knives
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Beebo

Beebo

Firm and Fruity
Location
Hexleybeef
A little bit of Woohooo!! WOOF WOOF!! How's your Father? nudge nudge wink wink.

Is your wife a bit sporty? nudge nudge wink wink; say no more. (taps side of nose)
 

Kestevan

Last of the Summer Winos
Location
Holmfirth.
I call it fornication, and it is a sin. It is forbidden in the Bible. I would sooner gouge my eyes out with the wrong end of a desert spoon than debase myself in the wretched, damnable act of fornication! The thought of sullying myself with carnal juices is horrifying. Every time I am tempted by the Devil himself made incarnate in the form of a wicked Jezebel, thereby causing me to become aroused, I beat my genital abomination with a hammer while singing, "Onward, Christian soldiers!"

It does however explain why XmisterIS has a permanent sore throat, and a platinum level credit account at the local hammer shop.
 

asterix

Comrade Member
Location
Limoges or York
If it is forbidden in the bible then how is it that so many people apparently begat so many other people, as described on the bible? They can't all have been as immaculate as Xmister..
 
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