Simple ways to improve your life.

[beastie]

Invest in pork bellies.

or FCOJ !!

 

[slowmotion]

or FCOJ !!

Whatever, but sell at the top of the market...

 

[beastie]

Whatever, but sell at the top of the market...

Buy Low Sell High

 

[Tollers]

mmm FCOJ....perfect for a hangover

 

[Dayvo]

I was going to say 'smile', but two others have suggested it!

But smile and add a 'G'day mate, how ya going'! Thousands said it to me in Australia and it made me feel REALLY happy!

 

[upsidedown]

Say 'you're welcome sir' when an old man thanks you for holding a door open for him.

 

[tyred]

Switch off the radio immediately if they play a Cliff Richard song.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Call everyone "dude".
Buy a Citroen 2CV and go to work in it along the lanes with the roof down. It makes other people smile at you, which is an added bonus.
Make scrambled eggs with brie for Sunday breakfast.

 

[Dayvo]

Don't try and fix your car on the hard shoulder of the M-way if it breaks down.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Wear a tinfoil hat at all times.

 

[tyred]

Stop watching TV. It was the best thing I ever did.

 

[Dayvo]

Pack lots of KitKats in your old car prior to going on a long journey.

 

[Rhythm Thief]

Stop watching TV. It was the best thing I ever did.

+1. Apart from F1 I never watch telly.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Turn on, tune in and drop out ... man

 

[swee'pea99]

Stop watching TV. It was the best thing I ever did.

So, you won't have seen 'The Lives of Others' on BBC4 last night then? It was superb. Glad I've got a telly...