Skinny Malinky long legs

[mickle]

Does anyone know the last line of this poyem? Ma Fether used to recite it.

Skinny Malinky long legs
Big banana feet
Went to the pictures but couldnay find a seat
When the picture started
Skinny Malinky farted
..............................

It's been bugging me for twenty years!

 

[ACS]

Skinny Malinky lang legs, umbrella feet
Went to the pictures (cinema) and couldnae find a seat
When the picture (film) started
Skinny Malinky farted
When the picture ended
Skinny Malinky fented (fainted)

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[ACS]

"Skinny Malinky Longlegs
Big Banana feet
went tae the pictures
and couldnae find a seat
when the picture started
Skinny Malinky farted
Skinny Malinky longlegs
Big Banana feet"

- Scottish Street Poetry

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[mickle]

Thanks!

 

[longers]

That's another of lifes little mysteries solved via the magic of this forum .

I heard this a few times growing up as I was skinny and had long legs.

 

[Landslide]

I thought Mickle was winding up Spandex again.