Slimy slugs.

[twentysix by twentyfive]

They are no longer there.

Can't stand the jet set lifestyle you set

 

[raleighnut]

Try treading on one with bare feet, I think I'd prefer to tread in a dog turd.

Trust me you wouldn't I discovered that when the postman knocked at the door with a parcel and discovered that my girlfriends dog had got an upset stomach , the postie didn't look too impressed either.

Have you ever tried hopping up a narrow steep flight of stairs to get to the bathroom of a terraced house.

 

[Serge]

Trust me you wouldn't I discovered that when the postman knocked at the door with a parcel and discovered that my girlfriends dog had got an upset stomach , the postie didn't look too impressed either.

Have you ever tried hopping up a narrow steep flight of stairs to get to the bathroom of a terraced house.

At least you can wash cack off, slug slime and innards seems to be completely waterproof. It's an absolute swine to get rid of.

 

[Davos87]

The other week when we were staying at my mums I reversed and parked on the driveway. Our car is quite long and to get the front end away from the pavement the back end touches the plants.
On the Tuesday evening we drove to Manchester. We parked up and Mrs Dave noticed 7 snails on the rear end of the car. They returned to Ellesmere Port with us and then made several journeys to the hospital in Chester, Prestatyn and Chirk.
They are no longer there.

I suppose is was a day out for them. Change of scenery and all that.

 

[raleighnut]

At least you can wash cack off, slug slime and innards seems to be completely waterproof. It's an absolute swine to get rid of.

Wait til you've stood in one at 8:30 AM on a Saturday morning (with a Hangover to boot) Gawd knows what the Postie thought.

 

[alicat]

'You can tell a happy cyclist by the flies on their teeth'

The caption on one of my favourite birthday cards.

 

[dantheman]

I guess I'm not as fit then - the flies tend to go straight down my throat I pant so much..

 

[Randomnerd]

I get a lot on my s-cargo bike....

 

[Wixsteman]

I guess I'm not as fit then - the flies tend to go straight down my throat I pant so much..

I had two flys for lunch on my afternoon ride
I stood in dog turd on the way to the bathroom in the middle of the night, half asleep it felt a nice sensation until I realised what it was . Slugs give me the boak too

 

[classic33]

The other week when we were staying at my mums I reversed and parked on the driveway. Our car is quite long and to get the front end away from the pavement the back end touches the plants.
On the Tuesday evening we drove to Manchester. We parked up and Mrs Dave noticed 7 snails on the rear end of the car. They returned to Ellesmere Port with us and then made several journeys to the hospital in Chester, Prestatyn and Chirk.
They are no longer there.

Wouldn't a vets have been better?

 

[biggs682]

Anyone else return from a ride to find bits of slimy slug stuck to the frame?
Yuck.

nah it's a source of protein that's free

 

[NorthernDave]

Spider webs across your face is fun too

Does that not help prevent swallowing flies though?

 

[classic33]

nah it's a source of protein that's free

Ice Cream Slug?
Or
The slug that changed the world

 

[Shut Up Legs]

I get a lot on my s-cargo bike....

oui, très drôle

 

[Dave 123]

I suppose is was a day out for them. Change of scenery and all that.

We did say at the time that every time we went back to my mums that the stow aways would say to their mates "you'll NEVER guess where we've been!?!"