Slow Technology (Rant warning)

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raleighnut

Legendary Member
Ah, and the most useless button ever on CD/blu ray players remotes - "Eject" . Only thing I find it useful for is annoying my wife as she bends down to take the disc out and it smoothly slides back into the machine :evil:
No I don't use the remote, the button on the front of the machine is the one that takes ages.

(I don't use the remote on the CD as I've yet to perfect the technique of flipping discs into the drawer from a distance. :ohmy:)
 

mustang1

Legendary Member
Location
London, UK
What's more, many software writers chase the latest and greatest technology (or get given it sometimes) so don't even notice how much their software sucks on year-old hardware, plus most of them are still so far insulated from actual real world end users that they don't see the complaints - agile methods have changed that a bit, but even then it's still far too acceptable for software experts to blame hardware and say it needs upgrading to the latest.

There's also a disturbing subset who have absolutely no concept of how memory usage and CPU time can vary wildly between different algorithms to achieve the same result and always pick their favourite routines regardless of the situation - at least it's better than ones who cling to habits that have long been revealed as insecure. :cursing:

Agile methods. Clean your mouth at once! :smile:
 

mjr

Comfy armchair to one person & a plank to the next
My mother used to switc the TV on five minutes befor the program she wanted to watch started
Ironically, my video recorder is more reliable if I tell it to change channel a few minutes before the programme I want because it gives the dish motor time to turn from whatever it's been watching. More of a flaw in the video recorder not having a programmable wait between channel-change and recording-start, though. I could probably fix that if I had the source code and more spare time...

Yup fraid so. Been thinking of going back to fruity loops
But Blackberry's so old hat. ;)
 

mybike

Grumblin at Garmin on the Granny Gear
ITV Player - not available,
BBC iplayer - hopelessly slow and virtually unusable,
Channel 4OD - quick and easy

(on Samsung 40in TV circa 2012)

Everything has been disappearing off my Samsung smart TV. They no longer support it. In future I'll buy separate plug in 'smart' units.
 
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presta

presta

Guru
What were you planning on doing with the 10 seconds you wasted? Apologies to @screenman for the similar post
It's not the wasted time I object to, it's the way it has you twitching back and forth: am I pressing the button again or aren't I? As I said, it's like the transatlantic satellite link, where people start talking, then stop, then start......or when you meet someone coming the other way in the street: you both step one way, then the other...........

Part of the delay on TVs is that now they actually have to 'build' the picture.
Analog TV - receive frame, display it.
Digital TV - wait for first picture in group, decompress it, then wait for first interpolated picture and decompress that. Now start building first five frames working forwards from full picture and backwards from first interpolated picture. The sound is compressed using a different method, and has to be uncompressed and output to sync with the video. It's an immense amount of number crunching to do!
I don't expect it to display the picture immediately, just to display the digit I pressed so that I know it got the message. Actually my Panasonic TV in the lounge is near instant, but the Panasonic video underneath it is a pain, and so is the Samsung TV in the kitchen. With the Samsung if I type 704, I get 04. What I have to do is type 7, wait for it to appear on the screen, and then type the 04.
 

Tin Pot

Guru
[Rant]Forty years ago microprocessors used to be clocked at MHz, now they have clock speeds of GHz, so why is it that everything is getting slower? In the 1970s, when you pressed a button something would happen immediatetly, like switching a light on, now there a delay of several seconds.

If I press "1" on the TV or video remote nothing happens, I then press it again: nothing, then a third time, and suddenly I get channel 111. Press it once and wait: it won't change channel until you move to press it again. Wait longer still and you find nothing happens because you didn't press it hard enough.

Then there's the checkout in Sainsbury's. I press 'Finish and Pay' then select 'Pay by Card', and just as I'm about to put my card in the reader it says 'Select Payment Method'. So I move my hand back to the screen, and just as I'm about to press 'Pay by Card' a second time, it says 'Insert Card in Reader'.

And what's with computers? There was a time when a prompt was there to tell you whether you are waiting for the computer or the computer is waiting for you, but now it's just an excuse for a fatuous animation.

Using gadgets these days is like conducting an interview with the delay of a transatlantic satellite.
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I feel better now.

When you press a button today, the signal has to travel all the way to GCHQ, be analysed by civil servants, decided whether it should be allowed to proceed, then sent all the way back...then your porn comes on.
 

swee'pea99

Legendary Member
Everything has been disappearing off my Samsung smart TV
The thing I love about my new Samsung smart tv is the way it sometimes records what you've set it to record, and sometimes doesn't. The only reason I'm not that steamed about it is that when I bought it I didn't know it could record at all, so the fact that it does sometimes is kind of a bonus.
 
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