Slugs and Snails

[Arch]

FYI - buckets at the ready!!!

I came across this recipe for slug fritters which someone might be brave enough to try...

I really think I'd rather starve.

Ugh!

I assumed you just dunked them in batter and fried - I'm not sure if it's worse to find out they have to be minced....

 

[threebikesmcginty]

I really think I'd rather starve.

Ugh!

I assumed you just dunked them in batter and fried - I'm not sure if it's worse to find out they have to be minced....

Could be part of your 'credit crunch chic' Arch

 

[Arch]

Could be part of your 'credit crunch chic' Arch

No, really, if it got that bad, I'd rather sell my body. And if that failed to raise anything, I'd rather starve...

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Go on, try one - just a wafer-thin slug, etc....

 

[Arch]

I had half a snail once, and didn't feel the need to have the other half...

 

[Arch]

Go on, try one - just a wafer-thin slug, etc....

What, one that been run over by the wheel barrow?

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What, one that been run over by the wheel barrow?

 

[buggi]

What did the Slug say to the Snail?

...... Big Issue Sir?

had to think about that one but got it in the end LOL

Aren't they all 'spare'

Does anyone actually say "I've all the dog turds I can manage for the moment think I'll put these out for the slugs"

LMAO

i used to keep a wormery and a snailery when i was little. i adore things like that, especially snails, i love the way their feelers retract when you touch them. my mum did draw the line at the 6 inch slug i brought home (found him on the path he was HUGE) poor woman nearly had a heartattack at the thought of it escaping into her prize garden and marched me straight back out of the house!

i get really upset if i crunch a snail under my feet.