Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
I would mention my pet snake but fear the almighty beating that Pat the mod would give me! 
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Beebo
Firm and Fruity
- Location
- Hexleybeef
It reminds me of a childhood rhyme we would sing about my friend billy and his 10 foot snake.I would mention my pet snake but fear the almighty beating that Pat the mod would give me!
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Without being alarmist wasn't there a case last year of two children staying at their grandparents being asphyxiated by a python, I do love the feel of a snake, but there is just something about them that I wouldn't want to care for one.
Cycleops
Legendary Member
- Location
- Accra, Ghana
We know the snake can't post pictures but maybe you can?
steveindenmark
Legendary Member
An ex collegue had a whole bedroom dedicated to snakes, scorpions and spiders that could kill you. It was totally weird.
I should have known he was not a full deck of cards when he went on to murder his wife. . no kidding.
I should have known he was not a full deck of cards when he went on to murder his wife. . no kidding.
I always have to ask 'why'. Same with people who have these enormous (potentially) lethal dogs. Yes maybe 99% of the time they are fine but it just needs the one time it decides it doesnt like that kiddie.
Not preaching, we are all different, its just how I feel.
She "thought it was a snake so she hit it with a rake and now its only two fooot four".
I sincerely hope its not 10 feet long.I would mention my pet snake but fear the almighty beating that Pat the mod would give me!
I would mention my pet snake but fear the almighty beating that Pat the mod would give me!
You don't know how hard it is to resist making a crass joke about beating your snake.
Levo-Lon
Guru
You mean his weapon drill !!
Drago
Legendary Member
- Location
- Suburban Poshshire
For the love of God, are you lot deliberately trying to get me banned?!
Cletus Van Damme
Previously known as Cheesney Hawks
- Location
- Out in the sticks...
No thanks. I held a Boa Constrictor on holiday, it was very big and it was everything I expected a snake to be. Couldn't wait for the handler to take it back.
Smokin Joe
Legendary Member
- Location
- Bare headed cyclist, Smoker
A few years ago I was cycling along a nearby lane and I was heading for what I thought was a length of rope on the ground. When I got to about two metres from it the bloody thing started moving across the road at a fair old rate.
I think it was an Adder and glad I didn't ride over it as it might have got annoyed.
I think it was an Adder and glad I didn't ride over it as it might have got annoyed.
gbb
Legendary Member
- Location
- Peterborough
In a similar vein, a former company i worked at processed peas and runner beans by the lorry load, straight from the farm. It was'nt unusual to find rabbits, grass snakes, toads etc in the loads, no biggie......except to Oskar (sp) an ex pat South African Afrikaans who didn't trust any snake....and prompty beat anything he came across to death with a spade. No amount of telling him a grass snake was harmless would change his mind.
The only good snake is a dead one, he used to say with typical SA accent.
The only good snake is a dead one, he used to say with typical SA accent.