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So a seagull walks into a shop...

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by trustysteed, 28 Sep 2007.

  1. trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

  2. stevenb

    stevenb New Member

    Location:
    South Beds.
    lmao :biggrin: Brilliant
     
  3. OP
    OP
    trustysteed

    trustysteed Guest

    i didn't ask him where he was from!
     
  4. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    If it was he'd have gone for the Bucky instead ! :biggrin:
     
  5. Arch

    Arch Married to Night Train

    Location:
    York, UK
    I love the way he obviously knows exactly what he's aiming for, and walks quicker on the way out! He's got experience!
     
  6. papercorn2000

    papercorn2000 Senior Member

    Oh dear. Department of lazy stereotypes AGAIN! Buckfast is the tipple of choice in North Lanarkshire. Aberdonians are too tight to buy anything as expensive as Buckfast. They prefer unleaded. Cheaper per 750ml and more bite!
     
  7. yenrod

    yenrod Guest

    I've heard about this b4...

    Pretty ok to see it !!!
     
  8. CycleWidow

    CycleWidow New Member

    Location:
    Aberdeen

    Eh, No! That would be the Dundonian one!
     
  9. CycleWidow

    CycleWidow New Member

    Location:
    Aberdeen
    No, No, No!
    Aberdonians would prefer the expensive brand, but would not wish to pay for it!

    Actually we are not all that tight.....although give my mother-in-law a lump of coal and... on shoving it where the sun dont shine...within a few weeks you would have a diamond!:biggrin:
     
  10. SamNichols

    SamNichols New Member

    Location:
    Colne, Lancs
    Buckfast is also the tipple of choice for a good number of Devonian teenagers. It is horrible stuff, although the monks at the abbey are very nice.
     
  11. stevenb

    stevenb New Member

    Location:
    South Beds.
    Aparently the sop owner moaned about the seagull and that he was losing money to the theif....but people were so amused by it that they are paying for the crisps the gull in stealing....and I heard it's now a daily occurence...:biggrin::biggrin:...excellent.
     
  12. papercorn2000

    papercorn2000 Senior Member

    So, how does a gull open the crisps?
     
  13. stevenb

    stevenb New Member

    Location:
    South Beds.
    Their beaks are amazingly powerful.....crisp packets to them would be like us poking a finger through wet tissue.
     
  14. "....finger through wet tissue", not a nice mental picture;)
     
  15. Elmer Fudd

    Elmer Fudd Miserable Old Bar Steward

    I I I, on cubicle wall, in brown, yeeuch !!