So a seagull walks into a shop...

[trustysteed]

 

[stevenb]

lmao Brilliant

 

[trustysteed]

Is this the Aberdonian one with the cheesy doritos?

i didn't ask him where he was from!

 

[Elmer Fudd]

Is this the Aberdonian one with the cheesy doritos?

If it was he'd have gone for the Bucky instead !

 

[Arch]

I love the way he obviously knows exactly what he's aiming for, and walks quicker on the way out! He's got experience!

 

[papercorn2000]

If it was he'd have gone for the Bucky instead !

Oh dear. Department of lazy stereotypes AGAIN! Buckfast is the tipple of choice in North Lanarkshire. Aberdonians are too tight to buy anything as expensive as Buckfast. They prefer unleaded. Cheaper per 750ml and more bite!

 

[yenrod]

I've heard about this b4...

Pretty ok to see it !!!

 

[CycleWidow]

If it was he'd have gone for the Bucky instead !

Eh, No! That would be the Dundonian one!

 

[CycleWidow]

Oh dear. Department of lazy stereotypes AGAIN! Buckfast is the tipple of choice in North Lanarkshire. Aberdonians are too tight to buy anything as expensive as Buckfast. They prefer unleaded. Cheaper per 750ml and more bite!

No, No, No!
Aberdonians would prefer the expensive brand, but would not wish to pay for it!

Actually we are not all that tight.....although give my mother-in-law a lump of coal and... on shoving it where the sun dont shine...within a few weeks you would have a diamond!

 

[SamNichols]

Oh dear. Department of lazy stereotypes AGAIN! Buckfast is the tipple of choice in North Lanarkshire. Aberdonians are too tight to buy anything as expensive as Buckfast. They prefer unleaded. Cheaper per 750ml and more bite!

Buckfast is also the tipple of choice for a good number of Devonian teenagers. It is horrible stuff, although the monks at the abbey are very nice.

 

[stevenb]

Aparently the sop owner moaned about the seagull and that he was losing money to the theif....but people were so amused by it that they are paying for the crisps the gull in stealing....and I heard it's now a daily occurence......excellent.

 

[papercorn2000]

So, how does a gull open the crisps?

 

[stevenb]

Their beaks are amazingly powerful.....crisp packets to them would be like us poking a finger through wet tissue.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Their beaks are amazingly powerful.....crisp packets to them would be like us poking a finger through wet tissue.

"....finger through wet tissue", not a nice mental picture

 

[Elmer Fudd]

"....finger through wet tissue", not a nice mental picture

I I I, on cubicle wall, in brown, yeeuch !!