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ianrauk

Tattooed Beat Messiah
Location
Rides Ti2
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I take from the hat :thumbsup:
 

Leedsbusdriver

Every breath leaves me one less to my last
Location
West Yorkshire
I transport the most precious cargo in the world from A to B via X Y & Z.
 
Train driver. No I don't know if your ticket is valid, I know we are running late, I can't go on a red signal. No I don't know why,the signaller is not answering the radio. There are 8 coaches on this train with 16 sets of doors don't stand looking at me cause you can't get on,use ANOTHER DOOR it's the same every flaming day and you all still insist on using one set. Yes young man it is a jolly jape to hold the doors open and make us late. Only I will still finish on time but all the passengers won't get to their destination on time. Yes I can tell the time and so I see can you as you look at your watch and then at me as I come into the platform. I don't know why the previous train was cancelled I'm driving THIS ONE! Jeez it goes on and on day after day.

Sorry just had to get that off my chest. Now,how may I help you?
 

Spinney

Bimbleur extraordinaire
Location
Back up north
Train driver. No I don't know if your ticket is valid, I know we are running late, I can't go on a red signal. No I don't know why,the signaller is not answering the radio. There are 8 coaches on this train with 16 sets of doors don't stand looking at me cause you can't get on,use ANOTHER DOOR it's the same every flaming day and you all still insist on using one set. Yes young man it is a jolly jape to hold the doors open and make us late. Only I will still finish on time but all the passengers won't get to their destination on time. Yes I can tell the time and so I see can you as you look at your watch and then at me as I come into the platform. I don't know why the previous train was cancelled I'm driving THIS ONE! Jeez it goes on and on day after day.

Sorry just had to get that off my chest. Now,how may I help you?
 
Well, I got called a 'f**kin' hairy arsed chippy today, lucky I'm the placid type!
Well are you? A chippy I mean, not a......
 

raleighnut

Legendary Member
Train driver. No I don't know if your ticket is valid, I know we are running late, I can't go on a red signal. No I don't know why,the signaller is not answering the radio. There are 8 coaches on this train with 16 sets of doors don't stand looking at me cause you can't get on,use ANOTHER DOOR it's the same every flaming day and you all still insist on using one set. Yes young man it is a jolly jape to hold the doors open and make us late. Only I will still finish on time but all the passengers won't get to their destination on time. Yes I can tell the time and so I see can you as you look at your watch and then at me as I come into the platform. I don't know why the previous train was cancelled I'm driving THIS ONE! Jeez it goes on and on day after day.

Sorry just had to get that off my chest. Now,how may I help you?
Then you get some fool with a laden Touring bike (with a booked spot) who takes ages to get on :whistle:
 
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