You deliver Jaffa Cakes to the supermarket?I transport the most precious cargo in the world from A to B via X Y & Z.
No,fruit loops to Lidl.You deliver Jaffa Cakes to the supermarket?![]()
Train driver. No I don't know if your ticket is valid, I know we are running late, I can't go on a red signal. No I don't know why,the signaller is not answering the radio. There are 8 coaches on this train with 16 sets of doors don't stand looking at me cause you can't get on,use ANOTHER DOOR it's the same every flaming day and you all still insist on using one set. Yes young man it is a jolly jape to hold the doors open and make us late. Only I will still finish on time but all the passengers won't get to their destination on time. Yes I can tell the time and so I see can you as you look at your watch and then at me as I come into the platform. I don't know why the previous train was cancelled I'm driving THIS ONE! Jeez it goes on and on day after day.
Sorry just had to get that off my chest. Now,how may I help you?
Well are you? A chippy I mean, not a......Well, I got called a 'f**kin' hairy arsed chippy today, lucky I'm the placid type!
Well are you? A chippy I mean, not a......
Then you get some fool with a laden Touring bike (with a booked spot) who takes ages to get onTrain driver. No I don't know if your ticket is valid, I know we are running late, I can't go on a red signal. No I don't know why,the signaller is not answering the radio. There are 8 coaches on this train with 16 sets of doors don't stand looking at me cause you can't get on,use ANOTHER DOOR it's the same every flaming day and you all still insist on using one set. Yes young man it is a jolly jape to hold the doors open and make us late. Only I will still finish on time but all the passengers won't get to their destination on time. Yes I can tell the time and so I see can you as you look at your watch and then at me as I come into the platform. I don't know why the previous train was cancelled I'm driving THIS ONE! Jeez it goes on and on day after day.
Sorry just had to get that off my chest. Now,how may I help you?
Well are you? A chippy I mean, not a......
What's a chippy?Yes. A very good one, so I've been told! Don't care anyway, I'm suppose to be retiring in 8 weeks![]()