So....you have to meet a CCer...who would you choose?

[montage]

This is a really tough one, as there are so many of you on here I would love to meet.

Can I please hold a party with an open invitation to you all

Slut

 

[Crackle]

Well, having given this question a lot of thought I have decided that it would have to be Comedy Pilot.

He would fly in through the window in a glider, use lipbalm that he will have in his pocket (to stop his lips getting chapped when flying) to smear onto my wrists so I can wriggle out of the handcuffs, give me his coat to cover my modesty(for he is a gentleman)and then carry me back through the window, onto a waiting motorbike, and speed away.

Or have I given this too much thought?

yes, yes you have. Whose is the motorbike and where did he get the keys?


....and blue text and pink hair don't go.

 

[Jane Smart]

Jane, before you say that go back and read the clause in the question properly.....

That is toooo funny I missed that bit

 

[ComedyPilot]

I have a 1999 Honda Fireblade 900RRX. Will that do for starters?

 

[Jane Smart]

Slut

Now I realise why you said that, since Lisa pointed it out to me

 

[ComedyPilot]

Slut

No need for that!!

 

[ComedyPilot]

Now I realise why you said that, since Lisa pointed it out to me

Regardless, there was no need for it.

 

[Jane Smart]

Regardless, there was no need for it.

I did think that too, but tried to take it in good part .. .. ..

 

[Jane Smart]

I have a 1999 Honda Fireblade 900RRX. Will that do for starters?

Just googled it very nice

 

[Crackle]

I have a 1999 Honda Fireblade 900RRX. Will that do for starters?

It's a start but you arrived by glider so how did the bike get there. Unless of course you left it there last time you went for tea.

 

[Lisa21]

yes, yes you have. Whose is the motorbike and where did he get the keys?


....and blue text and pink hair don't go.

Crackle, my dearest, dearest Crackle, dont tell me you have no faith in me? The bike is his, he had one of his minions follow his glider on it, and the spare keys were in his pocket along with the lipbalm


And who says my collar and cuffs have to match

 

[Crackle]

And who says my collar and cuffs have to match

Certainly not me.

 

[BigonaBianchi]

I choose BTFB he was my hero..whatever happened to him anyway...rumour had it he got thin turned into a die hard roadie and bought a Bianchi

 

[montage]

I did think that too, but tried to take it in good part .. .. ..

In a nice way

 

[Jane Smart]

In a nice way

thanks