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matticus

Über Member
Seen any good putdowns lately? Pithy comments that made you smile?

Here's one I just saw in the middle of a typical drivers-vs-motorists spat:


- I saw a cyclist jump the lights on a pedestrian crossing and nearly knock two pedestrians over.

@ibikehorsham
- Call 998 for the nearly emergency services.
 

Cycleops

Legendary Member
Location
Accra, Ghana
This was a comment posted about a 'model' who had got herself into the news after complaining that she had received unwanted attention from a bar tender.
"She is a stony waste matter separated from metals during the smelting or refining of ore."
 

Drago

Flouncing Nobber
Location
Poshshire
Mrs D saw one to the effect of...

"It doesn't matter what Nancy Pelosi think's of Boris' propsed law. She's the Democrat speaker of a house under Republican control. David Icke would have more influence over any UK-US trade deal than her."

It thought that was harsh, but in essence more or less correct.

Not really cycling related, although David Icke has a bike.
 
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Moodyman

Guru
The famous Winston Churchill one:

Bessie Braddock MP: “Winston, you are drunk, and what’s more you are disgustingly drunk.”

WSC: “Bessie, my dear, you are ugly, and what’s more, you are disgustingly ugly. But tomorrow I shall be sober and you will still be disgustingly ugly.”
 

C R

Veteran
Location
Worcester
Mrs D saw one to the effect of...

"It doesn't matter what Nancy Pelosi think's of Boris' propsed law. She's the Democrat speaker of a house under Republican control. David Icke would have more influence over any UK-US trade deal than her."

It thought that was harsh, but in essence more or less correct.

Not really cycling related, although David Icke has a bike.
Actually, it is the senate that is under republican control, the house is under the control of the democrats, otherwise she wouldn't be the speaker.
 
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