@Blue Hills Damn people have responded to your post. I thought it would be funny if no one responded to this post till you had posted again wondering why. It does also kind of highlight the self absorbed nature of modern social media.
I think it was originally in some funny reviews listicle or something. Maybe a parenting forum, I can't really remember.
When it comes to talking to oneself, there are loads of times I think I've posted something ever so witty and insightful but it gets no response whatsoever. There are also times when I've meant to respond to someone but by the time I've thought of something to say and got round to posting, the conversation's moved on so much that there's very little point. That's the nature of online discussions I guess, they can be very slow or ridiculously fast depending on circumstances. Sometimes I'll try to get in quickly to make a point and soon realise that I haven't really thought it through.
Mostly it's just inane banter on a cycling forum though, so I don't worry about it too much.