Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day

Discussion in 'CycleChat Cafe' started by Bigtallfatbloke, 28 Nov 2007.

  1. Bigtallfatbloke

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    On the way to town this morning, rear-ended a car.

    Somehow I knew it was going to be a bad day.

    The driver got out of the other car, and he was a dwarf...

    He looked at his dented car and then looked up at me and said... "I'm not happy"

    I said, "Well, which one are you then?"
  2. SamNichols

    SamNichols New Member

    Colne, Lancs
    Is this a joke, or did it actually happen?
  3. OP

    Bigtallfatbloke New Member

    it's a joke..supose:biggrin:dly
  4. Crackle

    Crackle Squatter

    Isn't it an old Tommy Cooper joke? Anyway I still didn't see it coming and it still made me laugh.
  5. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    I went to the doctor's about a problem I have.

    I told him that I have a $hit every morning at 7:00.

    He said that that was excellent, it shows that my bowel movement is regular and consistent.

    I explained to him that I don't wake up until 7:30!

    Sorry! :biggrin:
  6. graham56

    graham56 Guru

  7. longers

    longers Veteran

    Getting a new alarm clock for Christmas then Davyo?
  8. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    Nah, just LOTS of new sheets! :biggrin:

    I assume you knew I was joking! :biggrin:
  9. strofiwimple

    strofiwimple Über Member

    Two cowboys were discussing their favourite sexual positions 1st one says

    "the rodeo is definitely the best- no doubt" Never heard of that one says

    the other- how does it go. Well...... you take your wife from behind then

    lean forward, cup her breasts and whisper in her ear "these feel just

    like your sisters" Then try to hold on for ten seconds.
  10. Maggot

    Maggot Guest

    I went to the Drs yesterday. He asked me how I was feeling, I told him I was kind of wigwam, teepee. He told me I was too tense:biggrin:
  11. Fnaar

    Fnaar Smutmaster General

    I went to the doctor the other day, I told him it hurts when I raise my arm above shoulder level. Well don't do it then, he replied (with apologies to Tommy cooper who did it much betterly, with actions etc!)
  12. JamesAC

    JamesAC Senior Member

    I went to the doctores yesterday, complaining that I felt like a pair of curtains.

    He told me to pull myself together. :biggrin:
  13. Dayvo

    Dayvo Just passin' through

    <yawn> - I went to the doctors today and told him I was feeling like a dog. He asked me how long I had felt like this and I said since I was a puppy. :biggrin:
  14. Maggot

    Maggot Guest

    I went to the Drs today, but due to the new system I couldn't get an appointment until tomorrow.
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