Someone has a contract on me

Discussion in 'Commuting' started by Mister Paul, 30 Jun 2008.

  1. Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Legendary Member

    Lovely ride in today. Really sunny and dry, and my legs were having a fast morning.

    Then I had a dust cart turn right on a red when I was half way across the junction. He wasn't even waiting to turn right -he was behind the line and behind another car that had crossed the line on red. Fortunately I heard him pull off before I could see him.

    Then there's Bristol Street. 3 lanes of fast moving traffic. You have to take the middle of the inside lane to stop everyone passing close. But you still get a few who, despite having to wait for a gap in the middle lane, still pass as close as they can and then cut in. It's as if they think they're teaching you a lesson.

    This morning there were three of them, and enough of a spread to show that the idiots come from all groups. A ned in a Nova with a hole in his exhaust, a family man in a Picasso, and an older bloke in a faceless Korean thing.

    But I'm still alive, and they're not going to stop me. I love my commute.
  2. goo_mason

    goo_mason Champion barbed-wire hurdler

    Leith, Edinburgh
    Why do I suddenly get a mental image of LLB sitting behind a desk, stroking a white cat and uttering those immortal words, "KILL HIM !!" ? :smile:
  3. dondare

    dondare Über Member

    Whatever happened to wossisface? Heard somewhere that he'd died, otherwise I might have suspected the SS.
  4. Sh4rkyBloke

    Sh4rkyBloke Jaffa Cake monster

    Manchester, UK
    Don't let the b*stards gind you down...

    ... or run you over.
  5. 4F

    4F Active member of Helmets Are Sh*t Lobby

    It was Theo Stegers in the dust cart. It's safer to jump you see.....
  6. Wolf04

    Wolf04 New Member

    Wallsend on Tyne

    Yep LLB gets my vote.
  7. OP
    Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Legendary Member

    What happened to Theo? Was he just Paul Smith's alterego?
  8. upsidedown

    upsidedown Waiting for the great leap forward

    The middle bit
    I would imagine Bristol Street in town can be quite entertaining.

    Glad you're safe, the Nova ratboys will appear less on the roads as the price of fuel goes up.
  9. andyfromotley

    andyfromotley New Member

    Otley, west yorks
    how is the ex wife these days?
  10. dondare

    dondare Über Member

    What ever happened to PS? And how come you're allowed to write the whole name?
  11. OP
    Mister Paul

    Mister Paul Legendary Member

    Paul Smith died of a heart attack last year.

    It was C+ that censored his name.
  12. Andy 71

    Andy 71 New Member

    I must have committed the same crime - it seems virtually every London cabbie and coach driver hates me.
  1. This site uses cookies to help personalise content, tailor your experience and to keep you logged in if you register.
    By continuing to use this site, you are consenting to our use of cookies.
    Dismiss Notice