Sometimes I hate other cyclist

[Soup890]

When I was cycling home on Tuesday some cyclist over took me and said "hi" I was like "hi" back. So, ok he was ahead of me but going at some speed but I was much quicker then him. So I decide to overtake him. He then says to me "I will race you to Harpenden from St. Albans" I smiled. Half way he was up my backside weren't easing off.

We get to a hill. Guess what? I start climbing the hill, I get to the top, I look behind. He is like a small spot in the distance.

I beat him to the place.

All I want to bloody do is cycle home in one piece.

 

[deptfordmarmoset]

Maybe he never had any intention of going anywhere near St Albans.....

 

[Saluki]

Maybe he fancied you and wanted to look at your bum for a few miles. I follow some very attractive rear ends while cycling about

 

[Kies]

"So, ok he was ahead of me but going at some speed but I was much quicker then him"

your story is FULL of contradictions young man :-)
how could he have overtaken you if you are faster than him?
or was this whilst you were taking a breather?
or you were in busy traffic and were going slowly ???

 

[hennbell]

When I was cycling home on Tuesday some cyclist over took me and said "hi" I was like "hi" back. So, ok he was ahead of me but going at some speed but I was much quicker then him. So I decide to overtake him. He then says to me "I will race you to Harpenden from St. Albans" I smiled. Half way he was up my backside weren't easing off.

We get to a hill. Guess what? I start climbing the hill, I get to the top, I look behind. He is like a small spot in the distance.

I beat him to the place.

All I want to bloody do is cycle home in one piece.

Then maybe when he stated "I will race you to....." you could have replied "No thanks"

 

[Soup890]

"So, ok he was ahead of me but going at some speed but I was much quicker then him"

your story is FULL of contradictions young man :-)
how could he have overtaken you if you are faster than him?
or was this whilst you were taking a breather?
or you were in busy traffic and were going slowly ???

The breather one

My legs were hurting

 

[vickster]

Maybe he fancied you and wanted to look at your bum for a few miles. I follow some very attractive rear ends while cycling about

But it would be much nicer if blokes actually wore cycling tops that were long enough, I was very glad when the hairy arsed builder's bum merchant turned off this morning .... I don't think he liked being scalped by an overweight woman twice his age

 

[Saluki]

But it would be much nicer if blokes actually wore cycling tops that were long enough, I was very glad when the hairy arsed builder's bum merchant turned off this morning .... I don't think he liked being scalped by an overweight woman twice his age

Hmm, they do get a bit narky when us women of a sensible age and shape bomb past them like they are going backwards

 

[vickster]

I was just far cleverer at the lights...he was on a roadbike, me on my laden commuter hybrid

And why can't blokes who barge to the front of the ASL actually learn to clip in their feet quickly and get a ruddy move on

 

[Soup890]

Maybe he fancied you and wanted to look at your bum for a few miles. I follow some very attractive rear ends while cycling about

I just saw what you said

 

[Hip Priest]

Since I started time-trialling, the urge to get involved in SCR on the commute has completely disappeared.

 

[Shaun]

Since I started time-trialling, the urge to get involved in SCR on the commute has completely disappeared.

- There's a whole site dedicated to SCR ... http://www.itsnotarace.org/

 

[boydj]

When I was cycling home on Tuesday some cyclist over took me and said "hi" I was like "hi" back. So, ok he was ahead of me but going at some speed but I was much quicker then him. So I decide to overtake him. He then says to me "I will race you to Harpenden from St. Albans" I smiled. Half way he was up my backside weren't easing off.

We get to a hill. Guess what? I start climbing the hill, I get to the top, I look behind. He is like a small spot in the distance.

I beat him to the place.

All I want to bloody do is cycle home in one piece.

You started it......................, so stop complaining

 

[Soup890]

You started it......................, so stop complaining

Yeah but......

If your slower then me get behind me. Not slow me down

 

[redcard]

So you started this thread to let us know you beat someone up a hill